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Joke...... apologies in advance to all blondes

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Sorry, I got sent this on an email today, and of course as a brunette Iit gave me a little giggle :oops::oops:


Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures herthat they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.


The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches".


"Fifteen inches????" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what

room are they for?"


The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"


The blonde says, "Helllloooooooooo. I've got Windooooooows!"

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