Cate in NZ Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Sorry, I got sent this on an email today, and of course as a brunette Iit gave me a little giggle Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures herthat they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches". "Fifteen inches????" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Helllloooooooooo. I've got Windooooooows!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 - you'll be in trouble now Kate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Sorry, I got sent this on an email today, and of course as a brunette Iit gave me a little giggle Im blonde and i love blonde jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Me too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I'm a blonde and I am deeply offended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 In your dreams Jonnie! I don't think brown, going grey counts as blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 But Annie you said you liked me in that wig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 But Annie you said you liked me in that wig? Only when you have it pulled down over your face dearest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Now now come on girls! Why can't a man die his hair blonde! Ladies do it all the time and I don't recall any threads on Omlet about that! I even did my eyebrows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Jonnie you can take off the dress too - pink is just so not your colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Emma, I DON'T do dresses. Annie says that I have chicken legs and that they should be covered up at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 (edited) But what about that photo you PMed me last week???!!! I thought you looked great in the green mini skirt & purple boob tube! Edited November 17, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 THat must have been a fake photo as I only ever wear crop tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 No need to be shy Jonnie - you are among friends here! Its ok to have 'alternative' interests - the world would be boring if we were all the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 You still haven't mastered heels though, have you Jonnie? Christian x x x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Now now come on girls! Why can't a man die his hair blonde! Ladies do it all the time and I don't recall any threads on Omlet about that! I even did my eyebrows! You did your eyebrows, but did your collar and cuffs match Jonnie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Ah Clare... they went a lovely ginger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Now now come on girls! Why can't a man die his hair blonde! Ladies do it all the time and I don't recall any threads on Omlet about that! I even did my eyebrows! My OH dyes his hair blonde , red, blue, black, brown....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Its gone very quiet!! Where is Jonnie????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Where all men should be on a Saturday Emma: In the downstairs cloakroom doing some DIY ! About time too........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Just had my hair done - still recognisably me - similar style, just dark brown with dark red streaks - very festive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
