4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[lambbreath]

In our house we sometime think up funny book authors like" a history of cluedo" By Hugh Dunit can anyone think of any others.

Thank you

[Egluntyne]

The Lion Tamer by Claude Baddeley

[chickencam]

oops that one took me a while, not enough tea today

[majorbloodnock]

Tradegy at Beachy Head by Eileen Dover

Tome Reader by Lara Croft (sorry 'bout that one; that's particularly bad)

The McDonalds Diet by Tommy Aikes

The Dangers of Sunbathing by Rosie Cheeks

Pedal Power by Rhoda Bike

Nursery Rhymes for the Politically Correct by Barbara Greensheep

[WarrensWorld]

Ten Years in the Saddle, by Major Bumsore.

Coloured Waters, by I P Green.

Haunted House by Hugo First.

Little Yellow River by I P Daily.

 

 

Feel free to mod...................

Edited September 28, 2009 by Guest

[majorbloodnock]

OK, how about this one; a bit more involved than my others.

 

"To The Water, It's Time - A History of the French Navy", by Marty Linguist; a revised translation from the classic work, "A L'Eau, C'est L'Heure" by Lucienne Hibitions.

 

The more you think about that one, the more groanworthy it gets, so I'll call for my coat now and get it over with....

[Laura & CTB]

How to sweep leaves - by Ray King.

[Snowy]

'Bubbles in the Bath' by Ivor Windybottom. My kids find that hilarious

[jan246]

Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks

 

Jan

(my son has loads more but he`s in bed,lol)

[Olly]

"To The Water, It's Time - A History of the French Navy", by Marty Linguist; a revised translation from the classic work, "A L'Eau, C'est L'Heure" by Lucienne Hibitions.

 

That's priceless, Major ... took me several repetitions to get it!

[Egluntyne]

The Life and Times of a Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McOatup

[smanners]

'Nail on chair' by R Stornaway

[Scramble]

The Life and Times of a Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McOatup

 

OMG that is genius .

 

I don't get majorbloodnock's

 

neither do I but knowing him it is something deep, meaningful and profound.

I am using the excuse 'Too young to understand'

[Chookiehen]

Slow Cooker recipes by Stu Potts

 

Care of Circus Animals by Elle E Fant

 

Making the Most of your Divorce by Ali Money

 

1001 Pasta Recipes by Al Dente

[clootie]

"The Art of Window Dressing" by Annette Curtain

[Egluntyne]

Laundry Management by Dryden Aird

[Snowy]

That's the excuse I was going for aswell JJ .. Maybe it was to do with something that was "before our time", or perhaps we are just being a bit thick .

 

Thats what I thought, but it isn't really. Just say the french 'book' title quite fast. Very good Major!

[Egluntyne]

The Dentist's Tale by Phil McAvity

[majorbloodnock]

The Life and Times of a Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McOatup

 

OMG that is genius .

 

I don't get majorbloodnock's

 

neither do I but knowing him it is something deep, meaningful and profound.

I am using the excuse 'Too young to understand'

 

Sorry, both; it has nothing to do with age

 

OK, the explanation. A direct translation into French of the words "to the water, it is time" (though not good French, I'll admit) is "a l'eau, c'est l'heure". It sounds plausible as the French Naval motto until you realise it's pronounced "'ello, sailor", with all its connotations of easy morals, hence the writer being Lucienne Hibitions (loose inhibitions).

 

However, the French book title is meaningless as a joke on its own, so we need to start with the English version, hence Marty Linguist (multilinguist) as the translator to bring us full circle.

 

I told you it got worse as you looked at it more....

[Chickvic]

I thought it was great

[Chucky Mama]

I'm going to say that I thought it was great too but only so that people think that I am more intellegent than I actually am

[Scramble]

 

I don't get majorbloodnock's

 

neither do I but knowing him it is something deep, meaningful and profound.

I am using the excuse 'Too young to understand'

 

Sorry, both; it has nothing to do with age

 

OK, the explanation. A direct translation into French of the words "to the water, it is time" (though not good French, I'll admit) is "a l'eau, c'est l'heure". It sounds plausible as the French Naval motto until you realise it's pronounced "'ello, sailor", with all its connotations of easy morals, hence the writer being Lucienne Hibitions (loose inhibitions).

 

However, the French book title is meaningless as a joke on its own, so we need to start with the English version, hence Marty Linguist (multilinguist) as the translator to bring us full circle.

 

I told you it got worse as you looked at it more....

 

aaahhhh

 

May I be the first to say : 'Oooh! I get it now!'

very good