Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Ok I admit it As well as being obsessed by chickens I am obsessed by dogs and dog agility shows........... DOG PEOPLE: ...have messy houses yet their kennels are spotless ...think everyone has dog crates in their living room ...have kids who know more about the "birds & the bees" when they're 5 than most people know when they're 40 ...can never be reached on a weekend, they're usually at a dog show ...will drive 400 miles, spend £50 on diesel, £100 on a hotel and £50 on meals to bring home a 50p ribbon ...have kids who regard ""Ooops, word censored!"" as just another household word ...get up at 6am to walk dogs, can be at ringside 200 miles away by 9.00am but have trouble getting to work on time ...never miss a closing date for entries but pay the credit card bill 10 days late ...use dog food bags for rubbish and rubbish bins for dog food ...have parents who think they've lost their minds ...have dog friends who think they are terrific ...keep eating even after finding a dog hair in their pasta ...will usually give up the £100,000 home in the town for a shack in 10 acres so they can have £100,000 kennels ...only visit relatives if there is a dog show nearby ...are crazy It was a slow day in heaven so god rang Satan "Hey... it's a slow day up here in Heaven." Satan agreed "Yea, it's slow down here too." "So," said God "How about putting on a dog show? I've got all the dogs here!" Satan asked "So why are you calling me?" God replied "You've got all the judges!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Oh Mel! That's just great I admit to one or two of those but I shan't say which ones! You also don't care if there is a dog hair on your best suit - if I do find one of Molly's I pick it off and put it in my pocket as I don't want to just leave a piece of her when she's not with me - is that truly loony? A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Oh Mel! That's just great I admit to one or two of those but I shan't say which ones! You also don't care if there is a dog hair on your best suit - if I do find one of Molly's I pick it off and put it in my pocket as I don't want to just leave a piece of her when she's not with me - is that truly loony? A xx Nope completely normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Awwww. I would not be without Milo, he is so adorable - can't believe there are people out there who don't like/are scared of dogs. Weirdos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I must admit, I'm like Andrew..... not telling which of the comments is true about this house karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Would it be easier to list those that are NOT true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Could be but I'm still not telling karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Could be but I'm still not telling karen x Ditto! A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I don't think I've quite made it yet .......... ............ especially when it comes to this bit........... "...keep eating even after finding a dog hair in their pasta " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 eeuuw! I'm with you on that one Lesley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I have stopped washing my hands so much - down to about 50 times a day (from about 100 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 you'll get there in the end Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Iused to be like that about Belle, our old lurcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Oh Mel this post has made me laugh! Its sooo true esp about getting ring side by 9 but late to work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 work isnt important dogs and chickens are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 How true Mel. Work is just a means of affording the animals (and daughter) I love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 glad to see you have your priorities right - animals first, children second, husbands / other halfs.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Every now and then Phil mentions something about being bottom of the pecking order.... What on earth is he on about??? Having dogs... doggy lick marks on your car windows (as opposed to baby snot that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 (& Paul ) is the same Mel Blue Charlie Tomisina Barbara Jerryldene Mrs Beaton Fanny Craddock Nigella Clarrisa Reepicheep Jewel Maisie Eliza (& Paul) dont know what he's complaining about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
