Paola Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 This was sent to me this morning and made me smile GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8 ) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is nana's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but "Ooops, word censored!"ody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. At age 35 success is . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . .. not piddling in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Thanks for that very funny........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Very good Paola! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Paola that really made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 That's a very funny one - Thanks Paola! A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Love the last bit, Paola! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 We liked that, Paola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad house Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...