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Why you should NEVER take a man to the supermarket..

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my girls' favourite supermarket game: (bearing in mind they are now 10 and 8)

 

phase I: run off together

hide on shelf, pref one with space such as toilet roll shelf, so they can lurk at the back

wait for me to walk down aisle

start callling out:

"can you buy us"

"you look nice"

"can we come home with you"

"can we be your kids"

when surrounding old ladies smile sweetly they move on to phase II:

"why did you leave us here?"

"Mummy, mummy, please let us in the car again"

"oh please mummy, we'll be good really we promise"

 

!!! luckily, I have the hide of a rhinosceros after 10 years of parenting...

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my girls' favourite supermarket game: (bearing in mind they are now 10 and 8)

 

phase I: run off together

hide on shelf, pref one with space such as toilet roll shelf, so they can lurk at the back

wait for me to walk down aisle

start callling out:

"can you buy us"

"you look nice"

"can we come home with you"

"can we be your kids"

when surrounding old ladies smile sweetly they move on to phase II:

"why did you leave us here?"

"Mummy, mummy, please let us in the car again"

"oh please mummy, we'll be good really we promise"

 

!!! luckily, I have the hide of a rhinosceros after 10 years of parenting...

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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