clootie Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I was deciding with Cloots on my general new get up and decided on a nice split skirt. no mention of the funnels I see .......... *ahem* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I was deciding with Cloots on my general new get up and decided on a nice split skirt. no mention of the funnels I see .......... *ahem* I think we need an explanation.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 My mind's silting up .........please can somebody pm me with who you were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Ahem, OSH sorted I think. Pooh as in baked beans and pretty much any other food sets him off blowing his own trumpet. Well you DID ask! And as for the funnels, sort of bra thing with velcro (I can adjust as I lose weight) as seen on Madonna - or the original version of Tristan and Isolde where she's on the balcony with her Viking helmet (and the horns which apparently they never had, but it looks OK on a very large operatic lady). I'll get you later Cloots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Ahem, OSH sorted I think. Yes wonderful I got so many PMs, I felt so popular By the way, I remember my first bra had that concentric stitching ...no pointy bit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 I was going to use some galvanised ones - has to be armour plated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Marple Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Could I also beg a pm with your old name please I think I know it fromt he style of your humour in your posts, but having not been on here much lately I am mightly confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Could I also beg a pm with your old name please I think I know it fromt he style of your humour in your posts, but having not been on here much lately I am mightly confused Have Pm'd you Ms M...I suspect you've got others too Sha x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Marple Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Many thanks to all four of you!! Iwas right in my thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I was going to use some galvanised ones - has to be armour plated. I still think my bin lids would be better than your funnels ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 You have bigger boobs then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I think I could get away with a couple of jam jar lids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 String a few of those together and you could have a very nice 1960's dress. Might be uncomfy to sit on though. I'm looking for some faux fur to bind on my leggies and footsies for the finishing touches. Just a thought, I'd better file off the spouts on the funnels because I don't want mis-shapen boobies. Plus I'd better fill in the holes. Oooh I could use beer bottle lids for that job - outside because the edges are sharp. Almost sent myself back to Valhalla the other day when the knife slipped while cutting fat off some meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 If you file off the spouts, where would you attach those fetching tassles in preparation for evenings of fun and merriment????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 Hmmm. Point taken. Better add a couple of hooks to my shopping list. Thank you Cloots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I just logged onto this, straight to the top of page five. It's very funny and I was intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 Was it the tassles? Glad it's amusing you - hope it has that effect on everyone - fun is the keyword and then Partayyyyyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
