Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 What's that song they sing at the end of the program. The one where the puritan aunt sticks her head out and says.... **** sounds Like F*** - Wahaay, get it??? Jem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Yes Kate, That's the one. Had me laughing for hours that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Excellent, wasn't it !! I'll have to watch out for repeats now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I've just realised... OFF TOPIC ALERT Or am I allowed to post off topic because i'm poorly Jem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Oh go on, just this once ! No one will notice as we can't remember what the topic was about anyway now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 That's true.. The antibiotics and the SC have blurred my err, wattsit called again, ummm.... Oh Yea, Memory, that was the word I was looking for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Good excuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I thought so too, all my own work as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I think the SC probably helped though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Wow-wee... What a lot of verbal di******* (can't spell that word) you lot have had this evening. Last I looked we were on page 4 at lunchtime...... and i have to ask you all to hold out your hands so I can slap them and say (poorly or no poorly Jem) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry Gina - won't happen again...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I'll consider my self well and truly err... chastied, Chastitied, Chastified..err Told off Jem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vigo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Getting back on topic: A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Car crash? He got out to call an ambulance and came back to find someone giving first aid???? I don't know.... Someone tell me please.... I don't like these - they make my little brain hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Wow-wee...What a lot of verbal di******* Diatom? Has many uses, doesn't it? Oooh, creepy, that one Vigo. I'll PM you with a guess. If I dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 How about this one....I heard it on TV a few weeks ago so you're all bound to know the answer... Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I've PM'd my guess but it's rubbish so I'm having another think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clare* Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Washed in by the tsunami Sorry that was my husbands first thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleata Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 the forest was on fire. fire plane thingy that scoops water collected water from near by lake and picked up poor scoober man at same time and dumped water and man on forest fire... not the best way to go im sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Correct Fleata and Jem by PM a bit earlier!! Well done to you both!! Clever clogs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Thanks for the choccy Kate. Yum, Lovely! Jem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Oh well done you 2. I'd only got as far as a dried up river....not good enough to suggest. Are we still guessing Vigo's? Any ideas? My pm wasn't quite right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 ok, I think I have half worked out what's going on in Vigo's riddle. You say a man and wife are racing through the streets? Would that imply that they are in separate cars and when they stop the husband gets out of HIS car? I'm still thinking about the dead wife and the stranger though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 It's taken me ages to catch up with htis topic - last time I looked, I was a 'nearly' phsychopath!!!! I agree with Gina on the Vigo riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
