Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 It is more difficult to have it changed to 'Moderator' isn't it Fred *runs and hides* Kev. I knew that thread would come back and haunt me.... please please please please can we stop talking about that, makes me feel really bad and Embarrased Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I wasn't talking about THAT thread Fred, you have been asking to be a mod in a tongue in cheek kind of way for a long time! I was only teasing you in the same 'tongue in cheek manner' I Just read that back, it is damn hard to say 'that thread Fred' Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 tongue in cheek manner me! never! *coughs very loudly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 (edited) I Just read that back, it is damn hard to say 'that thread Fred' Kev. If you say Fred Fred really fast it sounds like Thread Fred Edited November 19, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You're really not Austrian either are you!! Good Rugby team though Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You're really Austrian either are you!! Kev. That sentance makes no sense, and im not Austrian im Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You're really Austrian either are you!! Kev. That sentance makes no sense, and im not Austrian im Australian I know I edited it whilst you where posting!!! Austria do have a good rugby team though Kev, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Fred, just be grateful that you only talk to Kev on here...... I have to live with this all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I feel so sorry for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 We are thinking of visiting Australia next summer, can you recommend anywhere to visit? I know it's a big place so............. We have friends in Adelaide, would like to see the Great Barrier Reef but probably only have three weeks to spend. Should I pack my lederhosen? Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 you want some lederhosen for christmas kev..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Oh dear! I can see this thread deteriorating already I've got friends living near Sydney - do you want me to ask her for ideas on places to visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotlot Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Ooo i have a million embarassing moments, i am somewhat clumsy Well...it was my first day at work and a well known pet shop chain and i am really shy so i find it hard to be really talkative and that day i tended to keep to myself. But when i was on the tills i picked up a basket to put back to where it should be, and i picked it up above my head and one of handles came swinging down and hit me right at the front of my head causing a massive bruise in the middle of my forehead which i had for the rest of the day. And then i was being trained to sell livestock and i was sitting in the rabbit enclosure being told about them etc and as i got up i realised i had sat in a big pile of rabbit diarrhoea, i was mortified. I went and told the manager and there were no spare trousers that i could wear so i stank for the rest of the day. And to finish things off, at the end of the day we were all going up the stairs to the staff room, i was right at the front and tripped landing flat on my face at the top infront of everyone. As you can probably guess, i didn't want to go in the next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This thread has made me laugh so much ... but I don't really get embarrassed very easily (or I blank things out very effectively!), I couldn't think of anything. Then I recalled ... About ten years ago I fell down a flight of stairs on Friday night (NO, I was NOT drinking!) I thought I'd bruised my back badly, but in fact I'd ruptured a blood-vessel in my buttock. I didn't know there were any there, but they are big ones! Despite fainting twice that night, presumably because there wasn't enough blood left in my system, I didn't realise quite what I'd done or how serious it might be, so it wasn't till Monday that I went to the doctor. By then I'd been showing my amazing bruise to everyone who came round - it was hugely swollen, and turning a nice shade of purple by now. I'd got quite blase about showing my bottom off, in fact it didn't feel as if it was part of me. When I'd explained my symptoms and the doctor said she'd better take a look, I promptly stood up, turned round and pulled my tracksuit bottoms down. (They were the only thing I could get on over the swelling!) She coughed politely, and said 'I'll just close the blind, shall I' ... and then I realised her ground-floor room was right next to the carpark! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Sounds very painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Many moons ago at uni my boyfriend and I decided to pop down the uni bar for a swift half, we had been having Ladies and Gentlemen all afternoon and as we were just heading out for a beer I threw on just me jeans and a baggy jumper. We got to the bar and an improptu disco was in full swing, we got carried away and after many cut-price lagers I joined some friends on the dance floor. It got a bit hot in a jumper so I took it off and slung it to the side.......and got a round of applause and a standing ovation from the Rugby Team!!!!!! I had forgot I had nothing on under the jumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Brilliant! I bet you weren't allowed to forget that in a hurry, Rhapsody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 The airport security thread just reminded of this incident two years ago at Belfast airport. I was sitting right at the back of the plane wondering what they delay was, when a pretty yound stewardess appeared at the front of the plane. After a bit of chin wagging with the head stewardess in charge type lady there was an announcement............................. 'Would passenger Couperman please make himself known to the cabin crew, There is something vibrating in your hold luggage that has caused a security alert and delayed the flight' I couldn't for the life of me think what it could be! It was a very long walk to the front of the plane with everyone giggling Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 .... so what was it? Or can't you tell us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joojoo Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 My most embarrassing moment (and there have been a few) was when I was about 17. I went through a phase of wearing long skirts down to the floor. Anyway, myself and boyfriend at the time (now ex husband) went in his mini to the local shop. Parked up outside, I got out and shut the door only to realise that I had got some of the skirt trapped in the door. I tried and tried and tried to open it, only to realise it was WEDGED around the flaming lock!! After no end of people trying the door, much to my humiliation, I ended up having to take my skirt off in full view of everyone who was about with a lovely little old man holding his coat around me to spare my blushes I then had to climb over from the drivers side to get back into the passenger seat with this coat wrapped around me - not easily done in a mini. Gave the man his coat back and drove promptly home. Pulled up outside the house, OH came round to try the door and it opened straightaway I don't think the feeling of wanting to crawl away and die somewhere will ever be forgotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Kev, was it your electric toothbrush???? Mine did that once in my hand luggage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Kev, was it your electric toothbrush???? Mine did that once in my hand luggage! No I didn't take it for that very reason! Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Now let me guess..was it a flight back from Amsterdam by chance???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
