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How to start on a good note..

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A friend sent me this today - she always makes me laugh with her emails:


How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a 'new file' in your computer.

2. Name it, 'Gordon Brown.'

3. Send it to the 'trash.'

4. Empty the 'trash.'

5. Your computer will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Gordon Brown?'

6. Firmly, Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

Next week we'll do David Cameron

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Oh, us Italians have lists... you don't want to be getting on one of those :?



my tea just went up my nose! :shock::lol::lol:


Hit lists!


What were you thinking of Poet?


what did you think of the end of The Sopranos then? I still can't decide if I liked it or not but it was different!

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What was that? Is it on telly?


Sorry, don't do telly much at all :?


oh just an extremely popular, international mafia TV series ;)


no worries, your joke still had me in stitches ;)



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