Louise Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HennyPenny Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 ...when your Teaching Assistant asks 'is there ANY lesson you don't mention your chickens in?' (when you don't think you've really mentioned them at all)...and your class says 'NO!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piggyonemoon Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 think i classify as a chicken nut from the descriptions its when MOH says he's going to the pub and i say i'm going to bed, visit this site and many other chicken searchs on google, loose track off time and he comes home and finds me still on the computer 'doing chickens' I would like to know though, what is this? 'And when you get eglu bum ' sounds frightfully painful - is it like constipation? or from eating too many eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleHen Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 When... You're looking for a new house and one of the stipulations is "garden must be bigger than current one"..... so there is more room for the chooks...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I would like to know though, what is this? 'And when you get eglu bum ' sounds frightfully painful - is it like constipation? or from eating too many eggs? It refers to the spreading botty you get from spending too much time sat in front of your computer browsing the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 None of you warned me about that!!!! My botty doesn't need any extra help with that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Sorry Linda, but it's the price you pay for this forum being so delightfully compulsive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I seem to be happily paying the price again!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Well........ I did wonder - but 6 times??? Wasnt meant to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 We'll forgive you if you beg for forgiveness..... Only joking, course you're forgiven!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Jolly good job too - otherwise I would remind you all of your unfounded remarks about red wine and David Seaman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 where can I start... You walk around with poop on your trousers and mud in your hair but enjoy it You get up at 7.30 on a cold winters morning (sunday) nearly 10 months after having your first chooks and still enjoy watching them come out the eglu and chat away to them, also making them porridge (kateA ) you clean them out every week rain or shine and think good I can check their vents You apply powder to them and get pooped on and laugh You find lice but bring them into the kitchen to treat You wash the floor and then let the chickens walk in and oops You talk about chickens all the time You buy all sorts of henorabillia, even rubbish stuff You tuck them in at night and say goodnight You kiss your chickens Finally you get a free bantam and buy it a new eglu and pal so she can live in peace. I am an addict and proud, Chickens annoymous here I come BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 That's all so true Buffie, mad when you read it, but yes, I've done all of those things too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You certainly qualify Buffie............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You go girl Buffie!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You tuck them in at night and say goodnight You kiss your chickens Nothing wrong with that - is there? Did get up at 7.30 two days running even though went to bed 3.30 last night Did sleep through afternoon on couch and gutted chickens had gone to bed when I woke up. Cuddled them though I congratulate you on your acceptance of poo, lice and vents Buffie. hang on.....I just saw that as commendable rather than crazy, must be a chicken addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 You tuck them in at night and say goodnight You kiss your chickens Nothing wrong with that - is there? Did get up at 7.30 two days running even though went to bed 3.30 last night Did sleep through afternoon on couch and gutted chickens had gone to bed when I woke up. Cuddled them though I congratulate you on your acceptance of poo, lice and vents Buffie. hang on.....I just saw that as commendable rather than crazy, must be a chicken addict You can't say gutted on this forum BBx Sorry bad taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oops, didn't think of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 But wouldn't BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 My OH said I would have omlet butt soon, I think he meant eglu bum (or maybe omlette butt ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) Is plucking allowed, or pluck? It must be a chicken expletive (edited ) Edited February 13, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Well CC - you haven't been moderated................YET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
