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Graham :shock:

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

Does this qualify me as a chicken addict :?:

Bitterly cold morning this morning, and I'm usually rushing around shouting at everyone to get ready for school in the morning, so I can drop the children at school en route to work, but on Fridays I don't work, so it's much more leisurely. Children wandered downstairs to the delicious smell of warming porridge- they were so disappointed when they found out I'd made it for the chickens, and they were expected to have toast as usual :roll: Before I sound too much like a dreadful mother I did get an attack of the guilts pretty quick, and rustled up scrambled egg to go with the toast :wink:

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We have realised just how much we love the chickens this week - if it had been a passing phase (as my mother strongly suspected it may be when we first got them), we would have seen Ambers death as the first hint to put the Eglu up on Ebay, and regain our ability to grow lush grass.

 

Instead, we hot-footed it down to the borders and replaced her with 2!!!!

 

It was VERY difficult driving with blinkers on, just so I couldn't see the 'for sale' signs on the road down, although the boys screamed everytime they saw one! Now, how can we persuade Chookiehubbies work to let him work from home so we could buy that little farm cottage (just think, a rainbow of Eglus, some ducks in the pond, a pig and a sheep in the field....) halfway down to Jedburgh......

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You know you're a chicken addict when.....

you start spending all your weekend and money on building a chicken pen so they have space to roam around

You get excited and buy lots of chicken health products on the Internet

You work from home so you can spend time with the chickens

All you can talk about is chickens

You spend any free minute on the omlet forum :oops::oops::D

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You know you're a chicken addict when.....

you start spending all your weekend and money on building a chicken pen so they have space to roam around

You get excited and buy lots of chicken health products on the Internet

You work from home so you can spend time with the chickens

All you can talk about is chickens

You spend any free minute on the omlet forum :oops::oops::D

 

Dont know what you mean :oops:

 

You know you're an addict when you go to a posh insurance institute dinner (yawn) and find yourself discussing chickens, eggs, chickens, eggs, chickens, eggs, and then mimicking the various clucks boks and woks they make (and I hadnt even had a glass of wine :oops: )

 

You know when you're an addict when you ring your husband up at home just to check they are ok.

 

And when your husband texts you with the number of eggs you've had that day

 

And when you get eglu bum :oops::wink:

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Dont know what you mean :oops:

 

You know you're an addict when you go to a posh insurance institute dinner (yawn) and find yourself discussing chickens, eggs, chickens, eggs, chickens, eggs, and then mimicking the various clucks boks and woks they make (and I hadnt even had a glass of wine :oops: )

 

You know when you're an addict when you ring your husband up at home just to check they are ok.

 

And when your husband texts you with the number of eggs you've had that day

 

And when you get eglu bum :oops::wink:

 

boks and woks, rrrrrruhhhhhs, cheeps, and sqwarks are v cute I wouldn't worry.

I email John for updates all day when he works from home. I ask him every night if he has put them away safely for the night, and get disappointed when he has....cos I can't see them again until the next day-unless I annoy them whilst roosting :twisted:

 

You know you're a chicken addict when.....

you keep repeating things about chickens again...and again....and again, Mel!!! :lol:

 

I have started waking up early at weekends to open the eglu door so they can get their food at their normal time. I don't want to leave it open cos they are moulting and may get cold. :roll: I do then go back to bed....or go on the omlet forum as I am then probably awake for the day.

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We have realised just how much we love the chickens this week - if it had been a passing phase (as my mother strongly suspected it may be when we first got them), we would have seen Ambers death as the first hint to put the Eglu up on Ebay, and regain our ability to grow lush grass.

 

Instead, we hot-footed it down to the borders and replaced her with 2!!!!

 

It was VERY difficult driving with blinkers on, just so I couldn't see the 'for sale' signs on the road down, although the boys screamed everytime they saw one! Now, how can we persuade Chookiehubbies work to let him work from home so we could buy that little farm cottage (just think, a rainbow of Eglus, some ducks in the pond, a pig and a sheep in the field....) halfway down to Jedburgh......

 

Hey shona we could be neighbours :lol:

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You know you are a Chicken addict when.......

 

Whilst walking on the beach you find a splendid driftwood tree branch which would look great in the run :D

 

You hide it in the sand dunes so no one nicks it and collect it on the way home.

 

You drag said branch through the village and you don't feel embarrised :shock:

 

It takes you 5 minutes to get branch through the run door and then you spend another 5 minutes arranging branch to its best advantage. :D

 

You spend most of the day waiting for the Chickens to use it and when they don't, arrange the branch some more Monday morning before you go to work :lol:

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