The Dogmother Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 You'll love this one! I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff. It's on The Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 So true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 love it cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomaxsmith Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Very true. My 4 and 5 1/2 year old boys are always saying 'but Mum, how do you know that?' to which the reply is always 'Because Mummy knows Everything'. I'm relishing this time because I know soon they won't believe a word I say! Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy&cake Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 i cant wait for seth to come out with things like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riane Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 brill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very good...where do you find these gems Claret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very good...where do you find these gems Claret? I think Clare's job is researching and passing on these gems Every time I laugh at my emails Carl asks if it's "another one from Clare?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very Good and Very True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very good...where do you find these gems Claret? Usually sent to me by one of my good friends Some of the best come from Australia, this one was from the UK though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very good...where do you find these gems Claret? Usually sent to me by one of my good friends Some of the best come from Australia, this one was from the UK though. From Meeeee Well OH fav Aunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very good...where do you find these gems Claret? Usually sent to me by one of my good friends Some of the best come from Australia, this one was from the UK though. From Meeeee Well OH fav Aunt I wasn't sure whether you wanted to own up to it Hon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very funny.............with a definite ring of truth to it Thanks for that Clare & Paola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygal Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Liking it lots...Mummys rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
