Patridge bantam chicken poorly foot?

[Popcorn]

I do - both versions

 

Oh great Jane (intrigued by version 2 though) - I'll bring my guitar then...I'll have to rely on Ginette to teach me the chords as the only thing I can play is Stand By Me

[Lesley]

 

talking of Martin where is he today nearly lunchtime and still no sign and whats happened to Super Sean

 

Martin has gone to some footie match today - get ready for chucking out time - sorry, final whistle!

....or is that tomorrow?

[motherhen]

I do - both versions

 

Oh great Jane (intrigued by version 2 though) - I'll bring my guitar then...I'll have to rely on Ginette to teach me the chords as the only thing I can play is Stand By Me

 

Not that exciting - just think of the sort of teenage smut and innuendo that was thought to be daring in the '70s

 

But I'll happily sing the proper version with anyone

[AnnieP]

Surely we can come up with a better commune song than that one!

I was thinking more along the lines of Jerusalem, á la Women's Institute?

Although I'm happy for soemthing more contemporary!

Any suggestions?

[Guest]

Or how about MY personal favourite:

 

Ahem.......

 

 

BLOBBEEEEEE......OH, MR BLOBBEEEEEEE

 

Altogether now, chaps!

[Cate in NZ]

Ummmmmm, how do I say this Shona.... but, please no !!!!

[Mel (& Paul)]

I'm surprised grd hasn't signed up...All these women offering their "services".....

grd don't you like the idea of an island with us all on?

He obviously coundn't stand the pace!

Too much choice confuses me.

 

 

Now now dear

you sit down in that chair over there

you know you dont get a choice - you're a man - remember

[Guest]

I think we just have to pick up the suggestions in the 'Good chicken songs' thread which ran a while back.

[Mel (& Paul)]

There's 2 versions??

 

Do enlighten us!

 

 

Not on this forum

I learnt the 2nd version from Venture Scouts - need I say more

 

oh me too

I also learnt some particularly bawdy rugby songs when I was 4 from a friend who's older brother played for (?) cant remember now it was SUCH a long time ago which I sang to my mother in all innocence

[Guest]

I also learnt some particularly bawdy rugby songs when I was 4 from a friend who's older brother played for (?) cant remember now it was SUCH a long time ago which I sang to my mother in all innocence

 

My eldest brother taught me a particularly rude version of 'An English Country Garden' just before I started school, and I sang it to the class on our first day.

 

 

Not a great start to school life!

[Mel (& Paul)]

And look at us now

[Hellcat]

I'm in. I can clean an eglu (under protest), make cakes, teach stroppy teenagers Basic Skills, eat all the chocolate and entertain you all with my stunning wit and incisive repartee.

[Hellcat]

 

I would also probably start an underground anti spider rebellion.

 

Sign me up for that, aylana!