Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 One of my chickens bit my lip. (dont ask) As a man I need to know.... Am i gonna die ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 As a man I need to know.... Am i gonna die ? No - but as a man it'll feel like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 Thankyou, thats set my mind at ease although I do feel a little dizzy but that could be because that annoying woman from cash in the attic is on tv at the moment. Pray for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Pray for me Only if you stop trying to kiss chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggywoo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 One of my chickens bit my lip. What on earth were you doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol U Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I've heard of kissing frogs, but chickens?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 One of my chickens bit my lip. (dont ask) As a man I need to know.... Am i gonna die ? All I have to say is... Man up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Did you have a piece of sweetcorn in your mouth? Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 OK, it was a little something like this. I was in the garden laying on a sun lounger which are pretty low to the floor. I was picking grass and they were taking it out my hand. Because the sun lounger was reclined, my head was the same height as theres. I can only assume that because my lips were moving while I was talking to them, one decided to see if they were ediable and took a bite. Thankfully, no tongues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I can only assume that because my lips were moving while I was talking to them, one decided to see if they were ediable and took a bite. Make sure you dont wink at them then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Have you admitted this to anyone else yet? A chicken once jumped on my back and bit my ear. It really hurt and drew blood. I think it is possible to die from a chicken bite They are scary, vicious beasties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think it is possible to die from a chicken bite WHAT ?????? Next you'll be telling me they have venom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Well... they might have slug breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbey Road Girl Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 One of my chickens bit my lip. (dont ask) As a man I need to know.... Am i gonna die ? So you're the guy who put the ' before the m and the space after the m in "impeckable"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yes, very good. I see what youve done there. I'm peckable 7/10 for effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggywoo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Next you'll be telling me they have venom. I think they have - something to do with the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 hahahaha Nice picture...... 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 They are scary, vicious beasties What! Never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Just spat tea all over my screen laughing at this. Hell of a mess now. You lot really cheer me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Tilytinkle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 well, yes its true didnt anyone else read our lovley chooks descend from dinosaurs, you can see it, its in their genes Ash can't you tell . .the way they slowly glided, surrounded their pray sorry i mean you & then .ouch .. impeccable agility, hmmm they're just warming up, just acquiring a taste for the liquid red . .. er and their venom, didn't anyone tell you. . . but its lethal, carried in the hook part of their beak . they have a ritual before they release the venom - you may have noticed they wipe their beaks from side to side as if removing potatoe peellngs, but its all to lure you into a false sense of security - no tongues first time but just youwait, snake like flicker & they're really activating their venombuk You best go recline . . lie down, ahem, sorry! i mean recouperate Ms Tilyhopesyousurvivetoreclineonceagain,youmust'vebeenverybraveandstlllbeveryworriedbeingamanandall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjj Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I needed a good laugh, thanks for sharing your plight with me, I needed chearing up as my chooks have caused me worry this afternoon. I've heard of Man Flu but chicken lip? Will this be as fashionable as the afore mentioned Man Flu as an excuse for being excused - anything?!?!?! Do hope you recover soon, my sympathies, but, yes, I'm still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggywoo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 chicken lip The correct name is "The Poultry Pucker"or "Poultry Pout". It's self explanatory. There is no known cure. I'm so sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 OK, it was a little something like this. I was in the garden laying on a sun lounger which are pretty low to the floor. I was picking grass and they were taking it out my hand. Because the sun lounger was reclined, my head was the same height as theres. I can only assume that because my lips were moving while I was talking to them, one decided to see if they were ediable and took a bite. Thankfully, no tongues lol-i had visions of you snogging a chicken and her not appreciating your advances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 We're howling with laughing here!!! You're all mad!!! in a nice way, of course XXXXXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Tilytinkle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 excuse me & who's the ones howling!! Full moon - been and gone & still you howl . .ooh dear .. transference of paranoia .. "you're all mad" .. hmmm bit of self reflection, ah as isnt it what you say about others says more about yourself .. oOOh you're fine absolutely fine Ms Tilysmileswithintegrityofherermherchooksfeathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
