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[Snowy]

Subject: Lipstick in School

 

 

 

According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon

Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem.

 

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would

put it on in the bathroom.

 

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press

their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

 

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the

girls would put them back.

 

Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done.

 

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the

maintenance man.

 

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for

the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just

imagine the yawns from the little Princesses).

 

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked

the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He

took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned

the mirror with it.

 

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

 

There are teachers.... and then there are educators.

 

(sorry if you've seen it before but it gave me a giggle today! )

[Christian]

 

 

 

Whatever happened to kissing the back of your hand?? So I have erm.......been told

[Couperwife]

I love it

 

I try to reason with our little darlings with ways like that

 

yesterday I told 2 lovely lads that if they were seen messing around with each other then it wouldn't give a good message to the girls that they were trying to impress.

 

after a lot of giggling they decided to stop "manhandling" each other

 

cathy

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[Chickvic]

very funny

[Yolky]

LOL I like it

[lisaroo2]

I heard Gervase Phinn tell that story, we all thought it was hilarious!

[Cooks]

really funny

[Egg Lou]

Very good.. needed a laugh today .. thank you!

[Keanie Bean]

That's a good one.

 

Sarah.x

[Paola]

I have read that one before, very good

[Guest]

that's brilliant!

[Mutrix Farmers]

Fabulous

[Seagazer]

Very funny