Snowy Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Subject: Lipstick in School According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.... and then there are educators. (sorry if you've seen it before but it gave me a giggle today! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Whatever happened to kissing the back of your hand?? So I have erm.......been told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I love it I try to reason with our little darlings with ways like that yesterday I told 2 lovely lads that if they were seen messing around with each other then it wouldn't give a good message to the girls that they were trying to impress. after a lot of giggling they decided to stop "manhandling" each other cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yolky Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 LOL I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisaroo2 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I heard Gervase Phinn tell that story, we all thought it was hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Lou Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Very good.. needed a laugh today .. thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanie Bean Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 That's a good one. Sarah.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I have read that one before, very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 that's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Fabulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
