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By Lapinou, in The Nesting Box

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Well I'd guess not many of us, since their 'Large' size is a 12! :roll::roll:

 

Someone needs to tell the Omlet guys that the average woman in the UK is a size 16! And some of us 'traditionally built ladies' may even be a little larger than that.

 

 

:idea: ah, so THAT'S why the Cube door is so small. They imagine a size 12 crawling through there, not the average Eglu bum!

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It was a dare in the days when grd was on the forum; we were trying to get a photo of him in his Omlet boxers, as he said that he had a better bum than our Simon ... I agree - a tall order really. I said that if he posted a picture of him in his boxers, then I'd go topless on the forum....

 

Simon in his boxers:

omlet_boxers_large.gif

 

BTW, Simon's botty is naturally pert, not clenched; I went over to the office to check!

 

(Matt is now hiding under his desk!)

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Well I'd guess not many of us, since their 'Large' size is a 12! :roll::roll:

 

Someone needs to tell the Omlet guys that the average woman in the UK is a size 16! And some of us 'traditionally built ladies' may even be a little larger than that.

 

 

:idea: ah, so THAT'S why the Cube door is so small. They imagine a size 12 crawling through there, not the average Eglu bum!

 

The times we've had this discussion :roll: - but "Ooops, word censored!"ody ever listens :roll:

I don't even look in that section of the Shop anymore :?

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Well I'd guess not many of us, since their 'Large' size is a 12! :roll::roll:

 

Someone needs to tell the Omlet guys that the average woman in the UK is a size 16! And some of us 'traditionally built ladies' may even be a little larger than that.

 

 

:idea: ah, so THAT'S why the Cube door is so small. They imagine a size 12 crawling through there, not the average Eglu bum!

 

The times we've had this discussion :roll: - but "Ooops, word censored!"ody ever listens :roll:

I don't even look in that section of the Shop anymore :?

 

It is the first ever time I've ever found that the size that would fit me is described as an EXTRA LARGE!!!! Just a 14! I wonder what size they'd call a 20?

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I went over to the office to check!

 

 

Was this just a 'looking' check, or did you have to use your hands just to make sure? :P:oops::lol:

 

:wink: All in the interests of quality control you understand.. poor bloke was blushing.

 

I can confirm that it is naturally pert and not at all clenched. Louise is lucky enough to have a signed original of the photo.

 

And as for the topless bit......

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