Richard T Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 What's the definition of the bravest man in the world? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) Edited July 4, 2008 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucknette Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tina C Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I am ashamed to say ....... I snorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 That's not the definition of bravest! That's the definition of INSANITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 That brought tears to my eyes of laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana's flock Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I'd call that suicidal myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I think Dodge was right INSANITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve. Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Sounds like a normal night to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I dare my husband to even think of trying it, let alone doing it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I dare you to say that and notbe talking with a somewhat squeaky voice for next fortnight..! Good one though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Obviously not married to me then - with my chainsaw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve. Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Please take a number and form an orderly queue. "Next Fatty Please". (runs off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Please take a number and form an orderly queue. "Next Fatty Please". (runs off) Portsmouth is not far from me Clare, what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Oh Paola... you 'do' him and I'll get Richard... deal? I've got the chainsaw revved up and you can borrow the pickaxe if you like. Right... on the count of three; 1.....2....... Where've they gone? Boys... no stamina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Boys... no stamina! Typical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
