Goosey Lucy Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone rings on a bench and a man engages the hands free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops and starts to listen. Man : 'Hello' Woman : 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' Man : 'Yes' Woman : I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's £700. Is it ok if I buy it?' Man : 'Sure...go ahead if you like it that much.' Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked' Man : 'How much?' Woman : '£65,000' Man : 'Ok but for that price I want it with all the options.' Woman : 'Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for £950,000.' Man : 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it is really a good price.' Woman : 'Ok. I'll see you later then! I love you so much!!' Man : 'Bye! I love you too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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