Patridge bantam chicken poorly foot?

[Cinnamon]

Lets hear who you would like to see on the show, & who you wouldn't like to see grooving away in their lycra

 

 

The thought of Peter Mandelson in Lycra and sequins is fair putting me off my Jammie Dodger.

 

Could be worse.

Could be Portillo *shudder*

[Egluntyne]

Or Nicholas Soames.

 

Apparently Vincent Cable is an ace ballroom dancer. Can't see him in Lycra either though.

[Old Speckled Hen]

This is begging for a "fantasy league"

Who can think of the worst line-up?

Janet Street Porter and Christopher Biggins to start

[The Dogmother]

Ahem, Biggins is a good dancer - I've had the honour of dancing with him

[Egluntyne]

Can't relish the prospect of him in a pasa doble kit though.

 

Peter Stringfellow and Sarah Fergusson.

[Old Speckled Hen]

Ahem, Biggins is a good dancer - I've had the honour of dancing with him

OH no!

You're not Mrs Biggins are you?

[Cinnamon]

Stringfellow - yuk!!!

 

Also on my worst line up would be Anthea Turner, Heather Mills (she has already done the American one),Mackenzie Crook (imagine him in anything tight!), Ricky Gervais (ditto) &

Vivienne Westwood.

 

 

I would love to see

Pierce Brosnan - he can move, see The Thomas crown Affair,

Robbie williams - he would give it everything!

Any of the young Harry Potter stars

Alan Rickman

Stephan Fry

David Walliams

Dannii Minogue, just to see if her face moved

Siouxsie Sioux

 

And oddly, Russel Brand & Noel Fielding ,who I know are both very big fans

[Snowy]

No sorry, I couldn't cope with Vivienne Westwood. Wouldn't she end up in that top that Mark Foster wore?

[Cinnamon]

Yep & no knickers probably

[Egluntyne]

Ladies please!

 

I'm still trying to delete the mental image of Peter Mandelson with a fake tan and a chest wig!

[Snowy]

Yep & no knickers probably

*shudders*

That's what I thought

 

Peter Mandelson as well It's just so wrong!

[Seagazer]

George Gallaway - he likes lycra from what I can remember (Big Brother)

[Old Speckled Hen]

How about Carol Thatcher

 

 

 

(Though she was good in I'm a Celebrity)

[Tessa the Duchess]

I'm not sure what this thread is all about, but if it is about people who would NOT look good in tight lycra, how about

 

Anne Widdacombe

Anthony Worrell Thompson

 

Tessa

[Cinnamon]

can be either Tessa - those you would like to see & those you wouldn't.

 

AWT - horrifying in lycra (horrifying anyway!)

[Egluntyne]

Eamonn Holmes? Adam Bolton?

[susanbb]

Christine and Neil Hamilton

[Egluntyne]

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

[clootie]

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

 

Now that's magic !!

[Egluntyne]

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

 

Now that's magic !!

 

:D

 

 

Not in spandex though.

[clootie]

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

 

Now that's magic !!

 

:D

 

 

Not in spandex though.

 

[Minnie the Moocher]

What about John McCririck

 

in Lycra

 

Shirt open to waist

 

[Egluntyne]

Noooooooo!

[jackiepoppies]

I was going to suggest AWT partnered with Clarissa Dickson Wright

 

Jackiex

[Egluntyne]

Peter Crouch and Dawn French.