Guest Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Just been told this 'groaner' by chookiehubbie, A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman says "That's a nice newt. What's his name?" The man says "Tiny". The barman says "Why do you call him Tiny?". "Because", he replies, "he's my newt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Tee, hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jess Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotsomechickens Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ok a man walks into a bar what does he say? OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 A horse walked into a bar and the barman said "Why the long face?" buh-doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...