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Saturday giggle....

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Just been told this 'groaner' by chookiehubbie,


A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The barman says "That's a nice newt. What's his name?"

The man says "Tiny". The barman says "Why do you call

him Tiny?". "Because", he replies, "he's my newt."



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