New hens not going into Eglu Go Up

[HENthusiastic]

Claret is famous! Famous I tell you! I spotted a picci of her in May's Country Smallholding mag page 40! She is famous.

If only I had known when I met her!

[Plum]

Wow, was she in her bikini?

[Egluntyne]

Wielding a chain saw?

[HENthusiastic]

Keep guessing!

[Plum]

Dangling a chicken upside down in the other hand.

[Egluntyne]

Putting the finishing touches to a Lemon Drizzle Cake?

[Plum]

I've got coffee up my nose!

 

...and holding an advanced chicken keeping course.

[HENthusiastic]

CORRECT! All of the above! Whilst driving her little green van!

 

Oh and she did mention a certain product!

[Olly]

What - not Lock 'n' Lock?

[HENthusiastic]

What - not Lock 'n' Lock?

 

Eh? Private joke I assume? Or am I being dim?

[Minnie the Moocher]

CORRECT! All of the above! Whilst driving her little green van!

 

Oh and she did mention a certain product!

 

Has she joined the circus?

[bluekarin]

I reckon her ears will be burning right now!

[Minnie the Moocher]

She'll be along soon when they close the curtain on the Big Top.

 

And someone has put her ears out.

[Egluntyne]

What - not Lock 'n' Lock?

 

Eh? Private joke I assume? Or am I being dim?

 

Lock and Lock boxes are an Omlet 'must have'.

 

Certain product hmmmmm......not Crocs again? or Roombas?

[The Dogmother]

 

I'm pretty good at multi-tasking put juggling lock & locks is beyond me; I can't juggle for toffee!

 

Green van didn't make it into the picture... sadly

[Valkyrie]

It isn't really Claret - it is a double!

Country Smallholding announces a massive increase in sales of their May 2009 issue.

[The Dogmother]

It isn't really Claret - it is a double!

Country Smallholding announces a massive increase in sales of their May 2009 issue.

 

You lot! You make me snort tea up my nose

 

My mother even went and bought a copy - I think rationing was still around last time she bought a mag - showing all her friends at the tennis club

[Guest]

Oh hark at Mrs Posh here whose mother goes to the "TENNIS CLUB"!!!

 

Get you and your airs and graces!!!

 

All that fame must have gone to your head.

 

Must go now - due at the Country Club

[The Dogmother]

Oh hark at Mrs Posh here whose mother goes to the "TENNIS CLUB"!!!

 

Get you and your airs and graces!!!

 

All that fame must have gone to your head.

 

Must go now - due at the Country Club

 

You'd not say that if you could see it - a rickety old hut in a field; nowt posh about that! She's a far better player at 74 than i ever was though

[HENthusiastic]

So claret, how much for an autograph? . Are you planning on hanging around on Omlet? Or are you going to find a new forum for famous celebrety types?

[The Dogmother]

You can have my autograph for nowt HEN, so long as i get to cuddle the Alpacas

[A chickychickychick-ENN!!]

Loving this thread. Well done Claret!

[HENthusiastic]

You can have my autograph for nowt HEN, so long as i get to cuddle the Alpacas

 

I shall have to consult with the Alpacas before agreeing to any such deals. They dont allow just anybody to cuddle them you know. However, as you're famous, I suspect they may agree.

[The Dogmother]

When do you get them HEN?

 

(I can feel a day trip coming on)