FORENSICA Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) Hi, hubby is a member of a fruit club at work and they now decided to have a bit of fun. They are competing for the best name for a book, which has to contain some sort of fruit or its part. The prize is a chocolate orange and he is keen to get it So far we have Berry Potter and the order of the peelings. Around the world with eighty pears. Berry Potter and the prune's stone. Any other ideas? Yes, as Olly said, it needs to be made up but still recognizable to the original Edited May 7, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 A clockwork banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzle Knit Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I guess the Grapes of Wrath and Oranges are Not the Only Fruit don't account on account of them already being book titles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Well, there's 'Oranges are not the only fruit' but I'm assuming he needs made-up names! Gone with the Rind Jane Pear Pearsuasion Vanity Pear ... Pears do seem to lend themselves to this! Or of course, there's Captain Corelli's Mandarin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORENSICA Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Really good ones, thanks! Keep on going, this is fun to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 A clockwork banana Very good Poet, I can't stop laughing about this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Arran Chooks Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Grape Expectations - Charles Dickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 A clockwork banana Very good Poet, I can't stop laughing about this one! thanks Sheila, keeps making me chuckle too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Grape Expectations - Charles Dickens I like this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickweed Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Pride and Pear juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Vanity Pear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Gone with the prunes Buffie x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 @ Egluntine How Green Was my Kiwi Angels and Damsons Prune *giggling* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzle Knit Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 The Pear of Casterbridge On Chesil Peach Goldilocks and the Three Pears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORENSICA Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 How Green Was my Kiwi good one Vanity Pear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 prune with a view Lorna Prune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Captain Corelli's Manderine Goodnight Mister Tomato Watermelon Down edited as I dont know the correct spelling..lol edited again to add another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tina C Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Errmm - what's a fruit club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A chickychickychick-ENN!! Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Can someone explain the green kiwi to me?! Melon-don Fields by Martin Amis Never Let Me Goji Berry by Kazuo Ishiguro The Cherry Wives of Windsor by Shakespeare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickweed Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Shakespeare's punnets Confessions of a lemon squeezer Tales of banarnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzle Knit Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Can someone explain the green kiwi to me?! Melon-don Fields by Martin Amis Never Let Me Goji Berry by Kazuo Ishiguro The Cherry Wives of Windsor by Shakespeare How Green was my Kiwi - How Green was my Valley by RF Delderfield (I think!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzle Knit Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Derind the Skins at the Museum by Kate Atkinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORENSICA Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 Errmm - what's a fruit club? They have fruit delivered to the office every week so the ones who contribute to this always have a healthy snack on hand. They call themselves The Fruit club (as opposed to The Fight club ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 are you supposed to talk about The Fruit Club? Love how green was my kiwi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 How Green was my Kiwi - How Green was my Valley by RF Delderfield (I think!) How Green Was My Valley is by Richard Llewellyn..... I'm no good at these but I just love Captain Correlli's Mandarin - posted by two people now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
