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Deliver us from evil chickens

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I quote:

 

We're in despair, We bought two hens for the garden, but it has turned into a nightmare. They are bossy, with strange alien eyes and weird dinosaur feet. They amuse themselves by terrorising the neighbour's cat and 'singing' their special egg song at six o'clock every morning. They freak us out by pecking at the back door, so they can 'be with us'. Their fastidious appetites and mind control skills mean that we now spend a fortune on the special hen treats they insist on - so much so, in fact, that each egg we get now costs us roughly a tenner. And we're vegetarians, so we can't even kill or eat the feathered horrors. What can we do?

 

There's a painting of two evil looking marans beside the letter.

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