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The Three Little Pigs



Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took

their drink order.


"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.



"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.



"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. (sound like anyone you know :wink: )




The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for



"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.



"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.



"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. (you get the picutre :wink: )



The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached

the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.


"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.




"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.





"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.



"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"






You're gonna LOVE me for this....
































The third piggy says -




"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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That's great!


A friend just sent me this....




A poodle goes into a bank for a loan. He asks a cashier whose name badge reads Patricia Whack. Ms Whack says its very unusual for a dog to make such a request.. does he have any security at all. T


he poodle places onto the counter a little china pig covered in pink flowers with a hole on his back in which several cocktail sticks have been arranged. On the side is written “Greetings from Bognor” The cashier is a little confused so she approaches the Bank Manager


… He agreed to the request, but the cashier was not convinced of the wisdom or legality of it all. The Bank manager reassured her……….




Wait for it











It’s a nik nak Patty Whack, give the dog a loan………

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