Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. (sound like anyone you know ) The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. (you get the picutre ) The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 hey made me laugh at 6.45am thanks Mel BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Very funny! An amusing start to the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 You're both entirely welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Thanks Mel!! That's set the mood for the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 So, a beer for you then Kate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfinches Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 That's great! A friend just sent me this.... THE LOAN APPLICATION A poodle goes into a bank for a loan. He asks a cashier whose name badge reads Patricia Whack. Ms Whack says its very unusual for a dog to make such a request.. does he have any security at all. T he poodle places onto the counter a little china pig covered in pink flowers with a hole on his back in which several cocktail sticks have been arranged. On the side is written “Greetings from Bognor” The cashier is a little confused so she approaches the Bank Manager … He agreed to the request, but the cashier was not convinced of the wisdom or legality of it all. The Bank manager reassured her………. Wait for it It’s a nik nak Patty Whack, give the dog a loan……… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Its sooo bad its GOOD!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Both excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 I've heard the frog version of that - but not the poodle one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 was hoping that I wasn't the only one who had heard the frog version! Both quite funny tho! A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 Why thank you kindly sir Hope you are not getting blown or washed away with all the yukky weather> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 not doing too badly but opened one of the doors at work for the wind to whip it away from me then it blew it back in my face! nearly ended up with a bloody nose - thank goodness for my quick reactions!! A xx (does that need modding Mods?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 ooh, you could sue them for that - industrial injury and post traumatic stress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 It's nothing compared to the leaky roof we have in our back office at work - there's a bucket there to catch the water but it's jammed next to the pc chair and it's like working with Chinese Water Torture!! DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP and it got me a couple of times too - Eww! :lol: A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Now there is a case for compensation - surely the drips have not only caused you pyschiatric damage as it messed up your hair but your geniuine armani suit was ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Not quite an Armani Suit Mel, more bog standard company issue that really doesn't fit that well! So glad - got 4 days off now - just shopping round for a deal on a mortgage today though A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 No no no You dont get this compensation culture do you It WAS a hand made armani suit shipped in from Italy and no, you dont have the receipt as you paid in gold bars (the remainder of which have also been damaged beyond salvage............) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 ah but then they would have me for breaching my contract and not being in the correct clothing which they supply anyway! I knew I would lose out on this somewhere - you should know Mel it's all insurance - they look for a way out of a claim if they can! A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 We're not all like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Don't forget the post traumatic stress thingy...there's usually a few quid to be had there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
