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Facinating subject.

 

I can tell when they're annoyed. I can tell when they're running along and excited for a treat because they do that thing that children do of whining when the run.

 

We are both amused when they join us in the garden or the barn and they make a noise a bit like a jazz group tuning up, I sometimes join in with a BaBaDeBupBupBa, and this continues until I obviously get the tune wrong.

 

The other thing I find amusing is if they do something I prefer they didn't, like poo on the step or go and rake out the duck's bedding after I've just made it - I say "Look at that!" and they go "D'ohhhhhhhhh".

 

Someone should write a book on chicken speak - I'd buy it. :lol::lol:

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They definately make different noises for different things. It ranges from the impatient open the door and lets us out in the mornings to the excited squeaks I get when the mealyworms come out with a huge range in between. I can always tell when the cats about by the noises the chooks make.

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I obviously have too much time on my hands because I did just try and google "speaking to chickens". :|

 

This was the sole promisingly link

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Speak_Chicken

 

I wouldn't all rush to look though, its rather childishly thought out and not especially well written. If you are chicken sensitive its also rather insulting, as the following paragraph illustrates:

 

Lesson One: Cast Aside Your Presumptions

 

Do just as the title says, stupid. Cast aside your presumptions about grammar, spelling, your little syntax formatting and sentence structure; throw all that out the window. Chickens do not use grammar. Is it because they're barbarians, or i's it becuzz theyir stuppid and cantt speell? That's right, it's both. They're inferior lifeforms!

 

I don't go a lot on the "inferior lifeforms" view, nor do I think they are stupid. :(

 

They have limited goals in life and set about achieving them with inginuity and cunning. :)

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Oh yes there are many different chicken noises. My favourites are:

 

(As I come out of the back door) "She's coming, she's coming! Has she got mealworms? Has she got cabbage?"

 

(And if I have no treats) A disappointed "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

(If something spooks them) BOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

 

A gentle "Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la" (The egg laying song)

 

(If I am cleaning the coop and suddenly an egg needs to be laid) "TRA-LA-LA-TRA-LA-LA Hurry up, hurry up HURRY UP!"

 

There is usually a whole range of general chuntering throughout the day as well :D

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I obviously have too much time on my hands because I did just try and google "speaking to chickens". :|

 

This was the sole promisingly link

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Speak_Chicken

 

 

 

I don't go a lot on the "inferior lifeforms" view, nor do I think they are stupid. :(

 

They have limited goals in life and set about achieving them with inginuity and cunning. :)

 

I was surprised how clever Chickens are actually! So whoever wrote that article is the stupid one :lol: They learn much quicker than all my other pets in the past - even my Dogs! :lol: Thanks for the link :D

 

 

I know when my girls are happy/excited now by the clucks :lol:

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They have a language. My Phillip has a special call when he sees the cat ( not a very nice word I think), an excited noise when he finds food and wants to tell his wives about it. He crows of course, then he crooons or purrs when he is happy.

 

Easy really!

 

I puzzled over what you meant here. It wasn't until coming across this on You Tube that I understood.

 

Be warned have all the children, elderly relatives, visiting vicars out of earshot before loading.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh-a-A5D84

 

I found it hilarious but as DW points out I am easily amused and have a slightly oddball SOH.

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They have a language. My Phillip has a special call when he sees the cat ( not a very nice word I think), an excited noise when he finds food and wants to tell his wives about it. He crows of course, then he crooons or purrs when he is happy.

 

Easy really!

 

I puzzled over what you meant here. It wasn't until coming across this on You Tube that I understood.

 

Be warned have all the children, elderly relatives, visiting vicars out of earshot before loading.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh-a-A5D84

 

I found it hilarious but as DW points out I am easily amused and have a slightly oddball SOH.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: love it! *saved*

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Be warned have all the children, elderly relatives, visiting vicars out of earshot before loading.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh-a-A5D84

 

I found it hilarious but as DW points out I am easily amused and have a slightly oddball SOH.

 

Brilliant! Love it. I'm a bit gutted though as I thought my chooks said, "What, what, what?" to me. Sigh... and I thought I had posh chooks. :lol:

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They have a language. My Phillip has a special call when he sees the cat ( not a very nice word I think), an excited noise when he finds food and wants to tell his wives about it. He crows of course, then he crooons or purrs when he is happy.

 

Easy really!

 

 

My Philip has a special call too when he sees the chickens entering the kitchen, or treads in poo in the garden, it begins with "You horrible little *@$£!!!*@, you are going to be nuggets when I catch up with you!" and then deteriorates. Sadly I am married to this Philip.

 

Still, not only did he bring the eggs in yesterday for the first time, I found out he had been demonstrating Ruby's new trick of opening the catflap and sticking her head through for corn, to our DS. (I new they would get to him eventually) Hee Hee Hee :twisted:

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