patsylabrador Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 40 years of marriage ... A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!........the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Very suitable IMHO. You have to feel for the wife though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BarbaraJ Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 great ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickcluck Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Oh yes, very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seagazer Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Good for the fairy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky1 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Very Good - Let me give one in return Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob...' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken. Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell... "BOB, wake up. You poohed the bed !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whoopsie Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Brown Clan Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 love it !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
