Guest Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 i thought (N)Everton was a tennis club.... hoooooof it high up to the front and let AJ chase it for a bit... Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 What about everton matches and others on there!!? No good asking me about matches.... Well? Or has everyone given up and joined tennis clubs? and I know nothing about tennis either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 17, 2007 Author Share Posted June 17, 2007 Wheres Chelsea gone? Haven't seen her in ages?! COOOEEEE! Chelsea!??? We miss you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Wheres Chelsea gone? Haven't seen her in ages?! COOOEEEE! Chelsea!??? We miss you! Good question. Where is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 OK.. so requests to add Blunderland and Neverton..... so.. first week of predictions will be: 11th August: Wolves v Watford "Ooops, word censored!"nal v Fulham Aston Villa v Liverpool Bolton v Newcastle Chelsea v Birmingham Everton v Wiggin Middlesbro' v Blackburn I think I'm gonna have to write a spreadsheet!! Princess Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 What do you footballistas reckon will be the outcome of the Sheffield United enquiry. If there is any justice........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 OK.. so requests to add Blunderland and Neverton..... so.. first week of predictions will be: 11th August: Wolves v Watford "Ooops, word censored!"nal v Fulham Aston Villa v Liverpool Bolton v Newcastle Chelsea v Birmingham Everton v Wiggin Middlesbro' v Blackburn I think I'm gonna have to write a spreadsheet!! Princess Phil Where is Sunderland then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 there must have been some kind of a Blunder Martin!! Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 I have no idea re:the Sheff Utd thing Egluntine - i don't know what will happen Does seem a bit unfair... Last season Spurs lost out on 4th place and European Cup qualification to "Ooops, word censored!"nal cos they all got food poisoning last day of the season and ended up playing mostly their reserve team (was funniest thing in football ever!) I know its slightly different to the Sheff. Utd. thing (and spurs would have lost anyway even if they were well ) and I don't think a complaint was ever lodged - but i'd have felt it was pretty unjust if it had been the other way round... I guess thats football.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Wheres Chelsea gone? Haven't seen her in ages?! COOOEEEE! Chelsea!??? We miss you! Yoooohooooo !!! im here !!! *waves* Awww, thanks for missing me, I dont know where the time goes these days....when you get older it seems to go quicker....DOESNT IT PHIL???!! Well I see the good old FA have given Chelsea an appalling run in at the end of the season again ! nice start though, dont fancy "Ooops, word censored!"nals start though Helen....some dodgy games for you lot at the beginning. hope everyone is ok ? Im not going to predict the games yet...tis a tad earlier for my football brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 first week of predictions will be: 11th August: Wolves 2 v Watford 1 "Ooops, word censored!"nal 2 v Fulham 0 Aston Villa 1 v Liverpool 1 Bolton 0 v Newcastle 0 Chelsea 2 v Birmingham 1 Everton 2 v Wiggin 1 Middlesbro' 1 v Blackburn 1 Thats me done then! BTW Phil who are Wiggin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 Awww, thanks for missing me, I dont know where the time goes these days....when you get older it seems to go quicker....DOESNT IT PHIL???!! I'm not predicting yet either, still waiting for "Ooops, word censored!"nal to buy a few superstars and Chelsea to sell all their best players! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 By the way Helen, how are Kolo and Thierry? (The ducks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 They're lovely thanks Martin. Will post some more pictures of them soon. They are very cute, love lettuce and have learnt to use the duck ramp that clever Phil made them (they struggled jumping into pond without it... bless!) Wouldn't be without them, even DH is smitten with them... (well more so then with the chooks... ) H x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 What the Princess meant to say was.... Welcome alihodg and lizinsa It'll be nice to have some more competition in the prediction league - cos, to be honest, winning it last season was just a bit too easy! (actually my 10 year old daughter chose all my results - but i'm not telling anyone that...) here's how it works.. I post the fixtures - usually only the weekend ones - on Thursday (or more often Friday!) and you all predict away - on this thread.. you get three points for predicting a correct score you get one point for correctly predicting a draw/win/loss then I do lots of complicated mathematical stuff, and produce an updated table!! (Shush, don't tell anyone but its done by my far brainier missus - have you seen her on the quiz? She does the maths cos i have to take my socks off to count past 10 - being a Bolton fan i don't often have to count their goals past 1 you see...) I will include Blunderland and Neverton if you feel you can keep up the predicting through the season! (i nearly forgot occasionally last season but then i'm an old gimmer...) occasionally there are bonus points - and occasionally we get someone's pet goldfish to join in for a few weeks so that Martin is not always bottom!!! (i had one good week last season and scored lots of points by luck, so I tease Martin to take away from my general pants-ness!) if you are top of the league for a particular week - then you are Prediction Princess for that week.. (i bet you can't match MY fetching photo though...) if you win the league (You'd better not or i'll sulk!) - as I did last season (i bribed the missus to count wrong - ) then everyone has to agree with your footballing views for the next season!! (theres no way anyone will agree with me about Bolton otherwise, and i'm getting desperate!) Princess Phil(but not for much longer - i fear Gooner Girl is just way to good!.....) Helen xx I have been umming and ahhing over this for a very long time - cos it needs a riposte, but...... actually, it is the funniest piece of banter I have ever read on here - so I have decided it should stand alone as a fine example of what football banter should be about. If we had an award for best post of the season, this would have won it! (I actually laughed out loud!) so, Helen... Princess Phil xx PS This does not mean I will not have my revenge! I'm keeping my powder dry..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Yoooohooooo !!! im here !!! *waves* Awww, thanks for missing me, I dont know where the time goes these days....when you get older it seems to go quicker....DOESNT IT PHIL???!! ahhh, yes Chelsea! it only seems like yesterday that we started the prediction league! Phil (where's my ear-trumpet??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 BTW Phil who are Wiggin! AKA... egg-chasing pie-eaters! Phil (though - I do like a nice pie myself!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 My new predictions( please delete the old ones mods) are: 11th August: Wolves v Watford 1-1 "Ooops, word censored!"nal v Fulham 2-0 Aston Villa v Liverpool 0-1 Bolton v Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea v Birmingham 3-0 Everton v Wiggin 2-0 Middlesbro' v Blackburn 0-3 (They will proberbly change.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 BTW Phil who are Wiggin! AKA... egg-chasing pie-eaters! Phil (though - I do like a nice pie myself!) Hey! I live in that Borough and its fairly good/rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 What the Princess meant to say was.... Welcome alihodg and lizinsa It'll be nice to have some more competition in the prediction league - cos, to be honest, winning it last season was just a bit too easy! (actually my 10 year old daughter chose all my results - but i'm not telling anyone that...) here's how it works.. I post the fixtures - usually only the weekend ones - on Thursday (or more often Friday!) and you all predict away - on this thread.. you get three points for predicting a correct score you get one point for correctly predicting a draw/win/loss then I do lots of complicated mathematical stuff, and produce an updated table!! (Shush, don't tell anyone but its done by my far brainier missus - have you seen her on the quiz? She does the maths cos i have to take my socks off to count past 10 - being a Bolton fan i don't often have to count their goals past 1 you see...) I will include Blunderland and Neverton if you feel you can keep up the predicting through the season! (i nearly forgot occasionally last season but then i'm an old gimmer...) occasionally there are bonus points - and occasionally we get someone's pet goldfish to join in for a few weeks so that Martin is not always bottom!!! (i had one good week last season and scored lots of points by luck, so I tease Martin to take away from my general pants-ness!) if you are top of the league for a particular week - then you are Prediction Princess for that week.. (i bet you can't match MY fetching photo though...) if you win the league (You'd better not or i'll sulk!) - as I did last season (i bribed the missus to count wrong - ) then everyone has to agree with your footballing views for the next season!! (theres no way anyone will agree with me about Bolton otherwise, and i'm getting desperate!) Princess Phil(but not for much longer - i fear Gooner Girl is just way to good!.....) Helen xx I have been umming and ahhing over this for a very long time - cos it needs a riposte, but...... actually, it is the funniest piece of banter I have ever read on here - so I have decided it should stand alone as a fine example of what football banter should be about. If we had an award for best post of the season, this would have won it! (I actually laughed out loud!) so, Helen... Princess Phil xx PS This does not mean I will not have my revenge! I'm keeping my powder dry..... Ahhhh Phil!! Thankyou - i think (He had to explain to me what he meant by 'I'm keeping my powder dry' Apparantly its an expression he picked up when fighting as a young lad in the English Civil War of 1642... Summat about cannons and gunpowder... (are you sure you aren't a secret gooner Phil?!) Anyhow, i'm running scared now... Can you hear my knees knocking in Upminster?! ) H xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) Police are asking members of the public to help investigate the robbery of the pitch and seats at "Ooops, word censored!"nal's new Ashburton Grove stadium. Only one item was left at the scene of the crime... what? biased against Liverpool?? Me???? surely not??? Phil x Edited June 20, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 As thoroughly embarrassing as it was not to come top in the quiz yesterday on "Ooops, word censored!"nal, it was good to see that Phil's wife is a secret gooner - and not a Bolton fan... Always knew she had more sense and better taste then Phil in football teams!!!! Perhaps she should be coming to the Emirate cup - not Phil!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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