Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Double oi queue jumper You can have him Louise, and all his polystyrene bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Double oi queue jumper You can have him Louise, and all his polystyrene bits! Oooh, buttock envy if ever I saw it, grd ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Oooh, buttock envy if ever I saw it, grd ! Kate, all I can say is, I could give "Simon" a run (!) for his money! In fact, I think I'll buy some boxers and post the (obviously fantastic) results on the forum. Then we'll see who has the best bum. Hah - just checked the shop and the don't have my size - typical.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 What a shame, grd. It would have made a grand addition to the calendar ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Any pants would do grd I'll judge if you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Louise, you little hussy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Yes, you can borrow mine if you like grd, we're not fussy here you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Gina ! You're not offering grd ladies pants are you !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Come on the grd - money where your mouth is, so to speak! Get those pants on and get the photo in the gallery - let the Connoisseurs be the judge of who has the better bottom. Now you've laid your cards on the table, you can't back out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 yes, grd can gladly borrow my apple catchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Come on then, are you man enough for it? You can't let all these ladies down now, can you? It's gone quiet Gina, I think he's gone to get some pants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Ok ladies. You wanted it and you've got it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Definitely NOT naturally pert! Eeeuuugghh! Proper picture please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I don't think Simon need worry! He's still The Prince of Pants . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Naaaaah.... for sheer value-for-money, he can't match me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Proper picture please Ok, but I'll only do it in Omlet pants. So this means that a) Omlet will have to send me a complimentary pair of pants, or b) The ladies of the forum that want to see how "a 36 year-old bum can look like that of an 18-year old", in a pair of Omlet pants, can fund the pants themselves. So, the cost including postage is £8.64. Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 You'll be receiving the pants shortly ! Making an offer like that to the ladies on the forum is just asking for trouble, grd. Go and practice that posing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Louise, you little hussy !! And your point is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Now ladies, are we going to club together, call grd's bluff and get him some pants or leave Simon as the Prince of Pants ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Personally I would like to call his bluff as I have a banana skin humour streak a mile wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Me too !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well girls, it's all of us against him - anyone know where he lives? I'll go and collect a pair of Omlet boxers from HQ and take them over there - what size was that grd - forget it, all men always say that they take XXXXlarge in pants - some form of macho boasting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I'm sure that grd will provide us with an address if we provide the pants ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 BTW, talking of grd, he's gone rather quiet now, hasn't he? Probably rather pale too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Only one thing concerns me.... how am I going to explain to my wife that the pair of pants I have just received are from the ladies on an internet chicken forum? It just sounds plain weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
