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So, I've just read this article about the Olympic Games opening ceremony ... there will be sheep, horses and CHICKENS!

 

I wonder if they are holding auditions? I only live a few miles away from the Olympic Park! :lol:

 

I might have to start writing their CVs up.

Pippi, Daisybelle - vocal, and not likely to be overawed by large crowds (it would be amazing if something made her shut up!)

Sadie, Speckledy - around five years old, a wise old bird who retired last year and enjoys gardening

Lavender, Bluebelle, aged 2-3 - a calm personality and likely to take control of other hens

 

What would be on your hens' CVs?

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F - the calm serene old lady - just hide the worms or her other side will come out.... :twisted:

R - Scatty, daft as a brush, could enter her for the highjump the way she reacts to the wind!

 

I saw the article too, and did make me laugh. Still, I guess the grass in the middle of the track will be well manured... Assuming they keep them off the track!

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:lol: Madge - A dead ringer for Mavis Riley (Coronation Street) Bit scatty and definately nosey.

Matilda - just plain bolshy

Gladys - Very keen to be in charge (as was her namesake Gladys Pugh from Hi-de-hi)

 

Good team players and work well with children and animals - oops think the saying is - never work with children and animals but hey we're chickens!!!

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