red Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I'm beginning to regret not saying anything to the skateboarder in the chip shop now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Kate wrote: Ah-ha - that sounds like an effort to improve the posterior, grd - sounds like Simon's safe as Prince of Pants . Unless of course.... he used them too? I can't say - I don't have inside information on that one, grd. You could be onto something there though !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I'm beginning to regret not saying anything to the skateboarder in the chip shop now What if he'd been a Haddock-boarder? (I'll get me coat.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleata Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 that took a while for me brain to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I'm beginning to regret not saying anything to the skateboarder in the chip shop now Red, when I replied to Chookiehen in the night, I very nearly said....well, you could pm Red for advice! Should have done then. I'd be wary of a 19yr old in that context (apart from all the other moral reasons) because I could just imagine the laughing with his mates later, and point-scoring. Should have warned my sons about older women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Don't worry Sheila - if I weren't in my splodged-with-cat-blood-top I may have been inclined to try and catch his eye - but no more than that I remember the Three Billy Goats Gruff - no I'm very happy with OH - we still make each other laugh every single day and he's got lots of great qualities - even if he does have only one Going Out shirt (see Dans holidays snaps to get that remark) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Chookiehen - Still smiling?! I don't blame you? If a 19 year old dishy girl said something nice to me then I think I would be still smiling days later too! Giggling like a 29 year old Dan!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 As you know I teach at the Uni in Leicester. Anyway, I had one fella in my class last week, who is a little bit like a gentle giant. Very round, tall and oaf-ish. He had his hand up to ask me a question and by the time I'd got round to him, his hand had gone down, so I shouted over to him... Russel, do you still want me? He literally looked me up and down and said, 'Cor, yes please' I did a very good job of ignoring his comment and went over to help him. It did make me laugh afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 And you a pregnant lady Gina He must have thought it was his lucky day Now you've all got me thinking, I don't get that many compliments these days, OK a few from hubby & children and I generally have to fish hard for them first, so they don't count. I have had a couple of guys at work flatter me a bit, but they were both older, by a good 15 -20 years than me, one even rang back to ask me out. Left me gasping, flattered, but trying very hard to let him down gently without damaging any ongoing work contact that we might have. Perhaps I'm only attractive to older men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Ok, well just supposing I had the pants, what would I use as a cape? The summer shade - maybe? Works fine for me. You can see what I do with the peanut feeders, can't you !! Sorry, lowering the tone again ! Lowering the tone, Kate? Surely not! Not on the Omlet forum - couldn't get any lower, and the lower the better! Makes me laugh every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Took me a while to get back to you, see my blog to find out why I can hardly see what I am typing tonight and have an early start - more of that tomorow. I had a makeover a couple of years ago with T & S and it was featured in the Daily Mail, didn't get to keep any clothes or anything though. We were talking about compliments earlier here, and I just mentioned the only compliment I got from them was about my chest. In reality they did not use such a polite term and expected me to expose them to those present. Needless to say I declined! By the way, it was not the quantity but the quality, and they actually said that the expected someone of my age to have....... I can't say that here, but I didn't, and I think they were a tad bit envious! There were two columns of criticism, but I only remember the compliment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkin Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Glad you remembered the compliment - that's a nice healthy attitude to have! I will never look at T & S in the same way again..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think T&S are very strange and definitely have a thing about bosoms I'm glad you just remember the compliment Kooringa - a very healthy attitude to have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I agree Lesley - I can't stand the way that they talk to people - ok some of them (not Kooringa needless to say) need a good talking to, but not in that manner. I am stunned by the way that Susannah alway grabs them by the boobs - she'd get a slapped face if she did that to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 and me!! It's one thing to tell people that they need a good bra, but........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 The youngster that works with me is quite well endowed, and she wears a bra several sizes too small, it makes her look like she has several breasts as they squidge out of the top and sides - not a pretty sight! Me, I have the opposite problem Loved being preggers though, had real cleavage then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm beginning to regret not saying anything to the skateboarder in the chip shop now see what you started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think T&S are very strange and definitely have a thing about bosoms Well T&S are off to ITV now, so no one will watch them anymore anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Yup, I agree - they are past their sell by date. I switch off when I see they are on. I had really long hair - they said to me when I walked in 'I wish people like you and Jerry Hall would realise that people of your age look dreadful with long hair. Once you get to 40 or more you should keep it short.' So I let them have it all chopped off. Now they have hit 40+ I see that they both have grown their hair long! Nuff said about them. You are right, if you just remember the nice things in life you live in a happy little bubble - just make sure it doesn't burst. Chooks see to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Me too, I can't bear negativity - life' s too short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
