Cherryl Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 people were asked how much they would donate at the funeral, the reply was on a tenor.....(£10) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Heard another one like that from our accountant at work.... along the lines of Lucy arriving at the pearly gates with an envelope from God to St Peter; it said 'Here's that tenor I owe you'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherryl Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 Sorry Clare Do not beleive you Have never met an accountant with a sense of humour ! I know its the new brand of vimto ! Cherryl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 He doesn't have a sense of humour Cherryl; someone sent him the joke and he went round the office telling everyone. Thing is, we'd all received the same email!!!! He's also so tight that he squeaks when he walks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Two accountants meet in the park, and one says to the other 'Wow, what a great bike you've got!' 'Oh, that' replies the first accountant. 'I was given it last week.' 'Given it?' his friend queries. 'Yes, this beautiful woman rode up to me on the bike, flung off all her clothes and said "take anything you want". So I took the bike.' 'Good idea' agreed the friend. 'The clothes wouldn't have fitted you anyway.' Can I just add that I have no less than FOUR accountant friends, and they do have a good sense of humour - it was one of them that sent me this joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
