Beauty-Box Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susanbb Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Susan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy&cake Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 hhahhhahahah!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Not heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ubereglu Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I think I've heard a joke similar to that before. It's very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lost-sheep Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 OMG!!!! that was me!!!!!!!!.. ahem... i probably shouldn't have admitted that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
