Warm boot recommendations please

[Scooby]

chicken poo shoes: footwear dedicated to the purpose of visiting the girls in their run

[Ain't Nobody Here]

chicken poo shoes: footwear dedicated to the purpose of visiting the girls in their run

I have indeed got a pair .

[Jules.]

"re charged hens"- ex batts attr caro72

[Ain't Nobody Here]

"re charged hens"- ex batts attr caro72

 

I thought that one was really good too! It's added to the OED.

[Ardene5]

Henians..................... mad about hens of any type.

 

 

Ducktonians.................. duck mad

 

 

and just for a laugh

 

Persontalias.................... hens/ ducks etc. that are mad about anyone

human!

[Jules.]

Omlet Effect (The) - When one Omleteer starts a craze for buying certain household or other objects ( not necessarily chickenalia) such as steam cleaners, crocs etc. Usually causes the various product websites to crash

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Good one .

 

* goes off immediately to amend the OED *

[Jules.]

"Mothership" -Omlet HQ attr Claret

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's a good one . All done!

[hennymom]

eggstravaganza an Omlet gathering!!!lol

[Ain't Nobody Here]

"eggstravaganza" has been added

[hennymom]

I apologise...

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I apologise...

 

Why?

[hennymom]

I did not know it had been addd already...

[Ain't Nobody Here]

It hadn't . I meant I just added it . (Sorry, could have made it clearer )

[hennymom]

oh....lol ok... no problem, you seem as nutty as me!

[Snowy]

oh....lol ok... no problem, you seem as nutty as me!

 

She is, don't worry!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

oi . I am here, you know .

[Snowy]

Sorry Hon You know we rely on your mad sense of humour though

[Ain't Nobody Here]

You're forgiven .

[Snowy]

Phew!!

[Bexiboo]

I have one

 

Forumite (or Omlet forumite) : persons who frequent the Omlet online forum

[Chickvic]

"hennopause" attr Egluntine. It's when the hen has stopped laying and goes into retirement!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

forumite and henopause are both in!

[Hen Huggers R Us]

"Cloggies" = Alternative garden footwear worn by Omleteers who don't like Crocs.

 

"Tenner" = Eg: the dropping of, code word used for the curry poos left in the garden.

 

"Winky" = What the vent does after a successful deposit.

 

"Stampede" = What happens when the girls see the maggot box come out of the shed. Also can be what happens every morning upon hearing the conservatory door opening.

 

"Chuckchat" = Eg: going for a, when one of us feels the urge to visit the forum. Also the triumphant cry of, upon hearing the email notifier appear.