The Dogmother Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Thanks Clare, I needed a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicki9 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Thank you! I needed that today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ziggy Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 What a strange coincidence... a friend of mine in India emailed me that same joke yesterday!!! Small planet really... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 . Very funny! Claret, are you the kind of person who can remember long jokes and tell them in the pub? I can't even remember the punchlines let alone the whole joke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 very funny Clare I'll have to tell Ollie that one - he likes jokes like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 . Very funny! Claret, are you the kind of person who can remember long jokes and tell them in the pub? I can't even remember the punchlines let alone the whole joke . I wish!!! I can't even remember what I had for breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Poor memory is a sign of a creative mind :lol: just wish I could remeber who told me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Poor memory is a sign of a creative mind :lol: just wish I could remeber who told me that I wish! I reckon it's down to lack of sleep and too much else to remember... my 'hard disk' in my brain gets full and things start to drop off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ... my 'hard disk' in my brain gets full and things start to drop off! You want to be careful about that Clare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ... my 'hard disk' in my brain gets full and things start to drop off! You want to be careful about that Clare! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 That's just how it feels - this big disk spinning around with everything stored on it, but it gets overloaded and more minor stuff tends to fall off the edge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...