Snowy Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I thought this was going to be another "is my chicken a boy or a girl" query with lots of lovely photos! Very funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitchHazel Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 excellent Snowy, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysia Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Excellent! and soooo True! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little chickadee Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thanks for that! I thought it was going to be another Chicken girl or boy question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riane Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 very good , love the remote control one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I thought this was going to be another "is my chicken a boy or a girl" query with lots of lovely photos! Very funny though. Ditto Love it Snowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrocksrock Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Printed it out for work and everyone loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 hee hee, very funny I like the "tyre" one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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