Patridge bantam chicken poorly foot?

[The Dogmother]

no photos of thin tanned women on this forum please. I feel depressed as it is..........

Why is that Mel? I've heard you're a bit of a babe....

 

Mel's fab Graham - I wouldn't change her for the world.

 

Mel, does that mean that you won't be wanting the G&Bs that I'm bringing with me on Monday?

 

If you came along too grd, you'd see how lovely Mel is. We'd be nice to you, honest.

 

*The Girls are Back*

[chocchick]

Mel, does that mean that you won't be wanting the G&Bs that I'm bringing with me on Monday?

cruel

If you came along too grd, you'd see how lovely Mel is. We'd be nice to you, honest.

 

*The Girls are Back*

[Guest]

If you came along too grd, you'd see how lovely Mel is. We'd be nice to you, honest.

 

*The Girls are Back*

Absolutely not. If you think I'm gonna sit there while you two talk about chocolate, knitting, cross-stitch and whatever else women talk about.... then it sounds like..... quite an interesting afternoon. I'll bring my patterns and we can get started on a nice cardy.

[Mel (& Paul)]

no photos of thin tanned women on this forum please. I feel depressed as it is..........

Why is that Mel? I've heard you're a bit of a babe....

 

 

Yeah

Right

not so much beach babe as beached whale..........

[Tamsin]

good to see you back Clare.

How long was your holiday (it seemed like ages),and who looked after your girls

[Guest]

Yeah

Right

not so much beach babe as beached whale..........

Awww, Mel - you have a dazzling personality. You make me laugh all the time.

[Mel (& Paul)]

:

 

Mel-were you busy rather than away?

 

 

Yup Work mostly

I am involved in doing some training around the country.

Grd

you may want to sit down

it involves training in the use of the new laptops, windows, digital dictation and photolink

I know

Me

with technology

[Mel (& Paul)]

no photos of thin tanned women on this forum please. I feel depressed as it is..........

Why is that Mel? I've heard you're a bit of a babe....

 

Mel's fab Graham - I wouldn't change her for the world.

 

BIT LIKE AN OLD CARDIGAN REALLY

 

Mel, does that mean that you won't be wanting the G&Bs that I'm bringing with me on Monday?

 

NOW THAT IS CRUEL

If you came along too grd, you'd see how lovely Mel is. We'd be nice to you, honest.

 

*The Girls are Back*

[The Dogmother]

Graham, stop being such a total wuss. You'd love it! Promise we'd only take the mick a little bit..... Come and have a coffee with us.

 

Tamsin, I was only away for a week, and it went far too quickly! I have a mate, who house-sits when I am away (phil is only up the road, but I like to have someone living in). Greg is great with the animals and it's good to have someone who can be in the house and make it look occupied. I just leave him loads of food. I think that Greg is quite relieved to get away from the boys that he shares with.

 

Got back to find the house clwean and tidy, the animals happy and Phil had stocked up the fridge and left a bunch of tulips - well trained, my men!

[Mel (& Paul)]

If you came along too grd, you'd see how lovely Mel is. We'd be nice to you, honest.

 

*The Girls are Back*

Absolutely not. If you think I'm gonna sit there while you two talk about chocolate, knitting, cross-stitch and whatever else women talk about.... then it sounds like..... quite an interesting afternoon. I'll bring my patterns and we can get started on a nice cardy.

 

 

But (& Paul) will be here

Mostly he will be doing

[Mel (& Paul)]

Yeah

Right

not so much beach babe as beached whale..........

Awww, Mel - you have a dazzling personality. You make me laugh all the time.

 

 

Dazzling personality

What a backhander

[Cinnamon]

I guess no-one liked my suntanned chicken joke then

 

*goes off in a huff*

[Mel (& Paul)]

I was just getting to that one!!!

Come Back!!!!!

There's only so many posts I can post in one minute!!!

It was funny!!!

Come back!!!!

Have some chocolate

[Guest]

Isn't there a saying that a suntanned woman is like a chicken - the white bits are best

 

Rather apt really

 

True - unless you like leg.

[Cate in NZ]

Welcome back Clare.... glad you had a great holiday, and good to see you back on the forum

[Cinnamon]

I just wrote the going off in a huff bit & my dad made one of his unscheduled visits....so I had to go

 

Some chocolate would still be nice though

[Tamsin]

Graham, stop being such a total wuss. You'd love it! Promise we'd only take the mick a little bit..... Come and have a coffee with us.

Tamsin, I was only away for a week, and it went far too quickly! I have a mate, who house-sits when I am away (phil is only up the road, but I like to have someone living in). Greg is great with the animals and it's good to have someone who can be in the house and make it look occupied. I just leave him loads of food. I think that Greg is quite relieved to get away from the boys that he shares with.

Got back to find the house clwean and tidy, the animals happy and Phil had stocked up the fridge and left a bunch of tulips - well trained, my men!

Only a week I thought or it seemed like longer(i didnt even no that you went on holiday).

Im glad to hear the girls had a good baby sitter

and you had a good time,what awfull weather you have came back to,i bet your in shock.

[Lesley]

Hi Clare - nice to see you back, glad you had a great holiday.

[motherhen]

Great to have you back Clare

 

Sounds like a seriously good holiday.

So keen of you to do the sunbathing and running bit so you could look all fit and tanned as Johannes has you draped over an eglu like they do with models on cars

It will guarantee a bumper selling day

[Sheilaz]

Good to see you back, Clare.

[Martin B]

Welcome back clare!