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Who says chickens are dumb

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his

chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,


"OK old fart, time for you to retire."


The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these

chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the


old hens over in the corner?"


The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking



The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you


the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire

chicken coop."


The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.


just to be fair, I will give you a head start."


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young


takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse


the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the


rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual

spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs


shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.


The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I

bought this month."


Moral of this story? ..








Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always

overcome youth and arrogance! :wink:

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