Louise Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hi folks, I don't watch this show but the other night I was having trouble sleeping (again ) and I caught a bit of it I only watched it because of one person in particular Who is the girl with long light brown / blondish hair that seems to spend all her time eating what looked like cereal out of a bowl and doesn't know how to chew with her mouth closed Is she up for eviction this week It was like watching a cow cudding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacedhopper Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Nikki, and yes she is up for eviction along with the constantly putting her foot in it Samuel/Samantha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt she sure which s/he is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Oh okay Thanks SH that has cleared that one up for me I was fascinated by her complete lack of eating manners on national TV Mind you I can't stand people chewing gum either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ...DAY 23 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU...(with apologies for the lack of updates over the last couple of days!) The Househens have woken this morning to a run in chaos, and memories blurred. It was announced last night by Big Chicken that the Househens had failed this weeks employment agency task, so the Househens turned to the bottle in more ways than one. The employment task had seemed easy enough. Each Househen was assigned a job by Big Chicken, and had to perform to the best of their abilities for 2 whole shifts. Fresian Imogen was left on poo tray duty for 24 hour shifts, and passed with flying colours - Big Chicken even went as far as to offer her a full time job once her time in the Eglu was up. Gardeners Aisleyne and Pete passed their part of the test, despite eating most of the greenery in the run, Big Chicken commended them on pecking the hedge into the shape of a goose. It was pointed out to Lisa that smoking is never a good look for a chicken, but she still passed her part, as her cleaning of the nesting box was unsurpassable. There then came mixed news for Lifeguards Richard and Mikey. It seemed like an easy task - guard the run pond for a total of 8 hours. The Orpington passed with flying colours, despite having problems getting his swimming cap on over his lucious comb. Mikey, on the other hand, failed miserably - canoodling with Grace in the pool, while Lisa divebombed was never going to impress an employer. Grace also failed her part as promotions girl, being incapable of holding 'Hot Chickens Here' sign for more than 10 minutes before getting sore wings. Which left Nikki, Sam and Lea. Nikki was failed as Big Chickens personal assistant, leaving her desk twice to lay, and a staggering 15 times in 6 hours to apply and chek her beak gloss. Then poor Sam and Lea failed before they had even started, by turning up 7 minutes late to their first evening shift as security chickens. With security this lax, the Househens could find themselves face to face with Mr Fox before their time is up. So the Househens had failed, so the shopping budget for next week is a small one - basic pellets all round then, so Big Chicken kindly threw them a party to soften the blow. With Peach Schanpps and Cherry Brandy flowing freely the Househens soon settled down to a drunken party game of 'Spin the Bottle', which left the unlikely pairing of Pete and Nikki canoodling in the nest box, while the others played. It was then left to Busty Frizzle, Lea, to enlighten innocent Gingernut Ranger Glyn as to the womanly charms an older lady holds, leaving the rest of the Househens with gaping beaks as the snog went on for a full 15 minute. Needless to say the Gingernut Ranger has a smile on his face this morning! And so, this morning the Househens are waking to blurry memories, and the prospect of losing either Sam or Nikki this evening. Little do they know that Big Chicken will be putting in a new Househen this evening after the eviction, choosing one of the lucky hens who found one of 100 golden tickets placed in bags of luxury organic mash over the last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Cluck Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 oh I do hope its Sam out tonite - cant wait to see the feather's fly when Lisa finds out Nikki was having a good pecking session with Pete. Lyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Thank you so much Shona - I've missed the programme all week so far. You've made me smile - and made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Eviction update please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 (edited) ...DAY 24 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU... Yesterday saw confused Leghorn, Sam, take the short walk to the pie factory, yet the Eglu still holds 11 Househens this morning. Lucky Golden Ticket winner Bluebelle Suzie, entered the Eglu last night, after Sam was evicted, and immediately Big Chicken proved that all that every golden lining has a cloud, by announcing to the other Househens that only the Bluebelle would be nominating this week, meaning whoever she nominated would be automatically up for eviction. Suzie remains unaware of this situation, and is revelling in her 'Golden' status. Big Chicken has treated her to a custom made Gold Eglu to roost in, with gold plated glug and grub, and a delightful gold tin foil outfit that has to be worn at all times to show her Golden status. Today has seen Pete and Nikki continue to become closer, much to the disgust of busty Frizzle, Lea, who appears to have appointed herself as Petes guardian chicken. Nikki eventually took matters in hand and chased the frizzle from the nesting box, pecking a large bald patch in her ample bosom as she went. The rest of the Househens (with the exception of Ghastly Grace the Sussex Star, who knows she's likely to be off to the pie factory next week) have spent the day sucking up to Golden Bluebelle, Suzie, aware that their fate in in her hands. Orpington, Richard has been complimenting her on her lovely golden tin foil dress, and offered to help her clean her precious golden glub and grub, while Aiselyn and Lea have managed to wangle an invitation to the Gold Eglu for dinner tonight. What could be on the menu we wonder? GOLDEN scampi perhaps? Edited June 10, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Superb stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Shona, you really should approach a publisher, you could write a great book with this. Have you contacted Practical Poultry yet for your column? They could run this as a feature! Haven't watched a minute of the channel 4 thing so have a great image in my mind of who these people are! Just goes to prove that if you don't watch channel four or buy the Sun, you can escape BIG BROTHER! No-one in their right minds would want to miss BIG CHICKEN though it rules the roost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Brilliant again - Andrew's right Shona, you should take up writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 I love this! Not having a tv is great, but everyone is amazed that I know so much about Big Brother this year. They are convinced I am secretly watching it somewhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 I manage to keep up with my (grown up) children's chat and only watch the eviction night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 ...DAY 25 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU... Big Chicken issued the Househens with a challenge this morning - each Househen had to stand on an upturned roasting tin, and wait. Nice and easy, nothing hard, just wait. The Househens were immediately suspicious, when new member, Suzie was exempt from the task and rumours were soon flying round the Eglu that the prize would be immunity from this weeks nominations. Buttercup, Nikki was the first to give, just 5 minutes into the task, when the sudden urge to lay came over her, and Big Chicken excused her from the run. Chesty Lea was another to give in to the laying urge early on, while Orpington Richard, and White Star Pete, gave in when the glub was filled by Big Chicken with fresh corn. The rest were made of sterner stuff, and it took a feather plucking tussle with Grace before Aiselyn fell of her roasting tray after an hour of peaceful roosting. It was then another 5 hours, before the lure of beakgloss finally brought Fresian Imogen down from her roasting tin, leaving a determined quartet of Mikey, Grace, Lisa and Glyn. Sadly Glyn was too much of a gent, and graciously gave in, and Mikey was hounded of his roasting tin by Ghastly Grace clucking and bocking till he gave in, leaving a stand of between bantam Lisa, and Sussex Star, Grace. With both Househens derperate to lay, they decided to draw straw, and sadly for the Sussex Star, she drew the short piece, Leaving Lisa with immunity in this weeks nominations. Grace took the news badly, and to compound her grief, Maran Mikey had a peck in the eglu, instead of soothing ruffled feathers. Could this be the beginning of the end for Ghastly Grace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 ...DAY 26 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU... Today saw the Househens wake up in grim moods - Monday is nominations day, and all but Golden Househen Suzie, knew that only the latest addition to the Eglu would be nominating this week. Big Chicken didn't keep the Househens waiting long, immediately after Suzie entered the diary room and nominated, Big Chicken announced who she had given the 'peck of death' to. There were clucks and gasps as Big Chicken announced that Grace and Nikki would be up for eviction this week. The nominated Househens were straight off down to the other end of the run to have a moan about the Bluebelle, and when Suzie came down to apologise to the pair, she was greeted with a flurry of disgruntled pecking and was chased back into her Golden Eglu. Aisleyn, delighted with the news that Grace is up for eviction this week, and mindful of the chants from the flocks outside at last weeks eviction, has set her sights on Graces' man, Maran Mikey. While Grace shrieked and clucked outside in the run, Mikey mournfully roosted in the Eglu, aware that his girl could be going this week. The Faverolle snuggled up close to Mikey, and clucked gently in his ear, while carefully nibbling a mite from his comb. Happy that she had laid the groundwork, Aisleyn then left the Maran to his own thoughts. Another realtionship looked to be coming to a crashing halt later on, when White Star Pete finally realised that Lisa was a bit balmy. After the Japanese Bantam had accused Pete of wanting her out, he finally realised that Lisa had all the charm of a chicken boiler, and left her alone in the nesting box to mull over their arguement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Great update. Anyone getting fed up with the false boobs everywhere. Well it's true BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I know - so much silicone - and you can always see the join Do you think that they really think they look good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 They are just too - well round really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I agree - thats the sad thing about Grace going (which I'm sure she will on Friday) - she's about the only one who's au naturel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Plastic boobs do look silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel19 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 please please please keep this going throughout the show.............i'm off to the middle of nowhere in south africa in about 3 and a half weeks time and wont get to see the last few weeks of big brother and will be depending on this thread to keep me up to date whenever i have access to the internet!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...DAY 27 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU... The Househens were woken this morning to discover the Eglu and run had been redecorated overnight. Big Chicken has appointed Golden Bluebelle, Suzie as Queen of the Eglu for this weeks task, and the run and Eglu is now resplendent with pictures of the Bluebelle. The Househens will have to spend the next ywo days worshipping the Queen, eating nothing but her favourite foods (Eariwigs, dandelion leaves and bio-yoghurt porridge), and only sing her 2 favourite songs (Agadoo and Club Tropicana). It's 3 strikes and your out. The task started badly, and only got worse, with the tuneful Househens breaking the singing rule 3 times in the first 20 minutes. Could they survive the rest of the 48 hours. Queen Suzie then commanded the Househens to immortalise her in poetry, with Glyn coming up with the winning ode: There was an old Queen named Suzie Whos arrival cause a bit of a doozy She only wears gold It's her favourite we're told Because she's a bit of a floozie. After the excitement of the poetry competition, Aiselyne, Glyn and Lea retired to the roosting bars to have a cluck about Mikey. Aiselyne is keen to step in and offer a wing to cry on, should Ghastly Grace be turfed out on Friday, and made her feelings clear to Lea and Glyn. Maran Mikey, however, has made it clear that should Grace be taken to the pie factory this week, he will take to the roosting bars and firmly keep his head tucked under his wing, till it is his turn to take the van. Making his feelings about the Ghastly Sussex Star abundantly clear, the Maran snuggled up close to Grace in the nesting box, much to the amusement of the giggling Lea and Aiselyne, who were peeking through the eggport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 ...DAY 28 IN THE BIG CHICKEN EGLU... With Queen of the Eglu, Suzies reign less than 24 hours old, the rest of the Househens are getting fed up with the constant preening and waiting on the Bluebelle. This morning, before the sleepy Househens had even had a chance to stretch their wings and have a rustle in the glub for pellets, they had been forced to pick some redmite from the Queens comb, and serve her pellets in the nestbox. The Househens morning got worse when they realised that, in keeping with taks rules which state that only the Queens favourite foods will be served, all that was left in the glubs for breakfast was some browning dandelion leaves, and a dried up earywig. With a meagre breakfast out the way, Busty Frizzle Lea took Aiselyne to one side and confessed that her feelings for White Star Pete have grown slightly less motherhen-like, unaware that the White Star was listening by the door. The poor Frizzle was mortified, and spent the rest of the day hiding in the Eglu, pretending to lay. The Househens struggled on with the task till Big Chicken finally put them out of their misery, and allowed Queen Suzie to announce their failure with a record breaking 1865 incidents of rule breaking. Almost all the rule breaking had been doen to the Househens remarkable inability to go 130 seconds without bursting into song, and opinion at the pie factory is that they all are hoping for their big break in the west end (Seven Hens for Seven Roosters perhaps?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannie Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 So what exactly happened last night? Did Grace chuck water over Suzie? But something else happened too - it seemed to cause serious ongoing clucking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
