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[Geoid]

I am a nice person! But I can be evil when I want to

[Geoid]

You're so fat, when you fall over, it meausres on the Richter Scale!

[Mutrix Farmers]

If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!)

[Seagazer]

If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!)

 

Thats not nice - did you have a good retort to get back at this person?

[Valkyrie]

I'm fat and I love the fat jokes Fred! Especially the orbit one. At the moment I am wearing a red t-shirt - I look like a warning beacon for the Armada - you can see me for miles! Yooohoooo.

 

How about "I see you ignored your mum's advice on pulling funny faces" = (stayed like it).

 

I hate mouth ulcers - try Bonjela - always used to guzzle it before it did any good, and now we are back to the fat bit again!

[Guest]

If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!)

 

I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!"

[Seagazer]

If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!)

 

I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!"

 

What a good answer

[Guest]

If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!)

 

I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!"

 

What a good answer

 

 

feel free to use it, should the occasion ever arise

[emily95]

Everyone's so good at this!

What about.... You're so stupid that you stared at the orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said 'concentrate' on it!

Any good?

Emily

xxx

[fluffyfeet]

How about - and this needs to be said in broad Black Country accent -

"Yow've gotta fayce like a bost bag o'sponners"?????????

[Couperman]

Ok here are a few of mine

 

You have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

 

You wouldn't be any uglier had you been born inside out.

 

You are as thick as a whale omlette.

 

You have a head full of cartoons.

 

You are too slow to come last.

 

Isn't your village missing it's idiot?

 

Kev.