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Well I actually do keep a bottle of whisky by the bed (tricky things, those mattress toppers) and there's gin in the kitchen dresser, just in case it topples over.

 

I keep wine in the downstairs loo, I just thought it was a useful place for storage, but you never know when the door might suddenly stick. :wink:

 

I don't think my sofa is supplied with anything life-sustaining, although there's probably enough crumbs down there to keep me going for a bit! Who'd have thought soft furnishings could be so treacherous.

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I don't think my sofa is supplied with anything life-sustaining, although there's probably enough crumbs down there to keep me going for a bit! Who'd have thought soft furnishings could be so treacherous.

 

I'm sure you would find a fluffy Polo or two :lol:

 

(ooops! that sounds like I think you specifically! :oops: - I meant we wouild all find fluffy Polos :lol: )

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