Snowy Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear! who set the table. It was Mummy Bear who put the cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once ...... "I HAVEN'T MADE THE FLIPPIN' PORRIDGE YET!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 sounds familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrocksrock Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 How true is this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Webmuppet Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Mmmmmmm sounds familiar.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy chickens! Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I think there must be spy cameras in my house!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omletina Kyckling Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 That is absolutely fabulous!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 that sounds like me yesterday. Thanks for making me smile snowy, I needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
