theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Just had the most God awful day! Wont go into all the detail but could do with a smile to prevent the tears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Sorry you've had an awful day Emma - I'm sure you'll find some smiles on here - just read my last posting on the Good Life Dan - what's with PM'ing the photo? you know you have to share these things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Have just PMd you a picture of me in a pair of Speedos! Joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?" Sorry, it's the only joke I can remember hope it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Have just PMd you a picture of me in a pair of Speedos! Im crying now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?" Sorry, it's the only joke I can remember hope it helps It does, it does!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) another joke to make you smile - "man goes into a phsyciatrist wearing cling film shorts, the physciatrist says to the man, "you dont have to tell me whats wrong with you - I can already see your'e nuts " !!!! Edited September 13, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 The only other 'funny' I remember is the line "nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth". I am now reduced to tears of laughter and appear to be the only person on the planet who finds this remotely funny. Meetings at work can be difficult as, if the word 'succeed' crops up in conversation I am invariably reduced to silent laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Was this the one Dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Or this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 That is one scary picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 There's a lot more as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Of course not! - it's more fun without Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 I must say Dan looks better in his Speedos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 another joke to make you smile - "man goes into a phsyciatrist wearing cling film shorts, the physciatrist says to the man, "you dont have to tell me whats wrong with you - I can already see your'e nuts " !!!! I love psychiatrist jokes! Whats the difference between God & a psychiatrist? God doesnt think hes a psychiatrist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 The only other 'funny' I remember is the line "nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth". I am now reduced to tears of laughter and appear to be the only person on the planet who finds this remotely funny. Meetings at work can be difficult as, if the word 'succeed' crops up in conversation I am invariably reduced to silent laughing Thank you! I thought I was the only one who got the giggles over the word succeed after hearing that joke!! Hope the bad jokes are helping, Emma. What do you call a three legged donkey? A wonky. What do you call a one eyed, one legged donkey? A winky wonky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Thanks Kate! Lets hope Annie doesnt read these posts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I did think about that when I posted it but my only other joke is about a butcher threatening to nail a rabbit to the wall by its ears ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Do tell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My boys can't stop laughing when LSH tells them this one no matter how many times they hear it!! A rabbit went into a butchers shop and said to the butcher "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher said "No, this is a butchers shop, we only sell meat" so the rabbit went away. The next day the rabbit came into the shop again and said "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher said "I told you yesterday, we don't sell carrots. This is a butchers shop - we only sell meat". The rabbit went away but came back again the next day. "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher was starting to get cross and shouted "NO! I've already told you that we only sell meat. If you come back again asking for carrots, I'll nail your ears to the wall!" The rabbit went away. The next day the rabbit entered the shop and said "Have you got any nails?". The butcher, surprised, said "No, I haven't". "OK," said the rabbit, "Have you got any carrots then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 My boys can't stop laughing when LSH tells them this one no matter how many times they hear it!! A rabbit went into a butchers shop and said to the butcher "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher said "No, this is a butchers shop, we only sell meat" so the rabbit went away. The next day the rabbit came into the shop again and said "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher said "I told you yesterday, we don't sell carrots. This is a butchers shop - we only sell meat". The rabbit went away but came back again the next day. "Have you got any carrots?". The butcher was starting to get cross and shouted "NO! I've already told you that we only sell meat. If you come back again asking for carrots, I'll nail your ears to the wall!" The rabbit went away. The next day the rabbit entered the shop and said "Have you got any nails?". The butcher, surprised, said "No, I haven't". "OK," said the rabbit, "Have you got any carrots then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Love it!!! I always thought rabbits were wise creatures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Oh I haven't got time to read all the posts...Kate's .... yet to finish. Emma you just have a cry here if you need it. PM me if you need to go or We'll do our best to make you feel better. off to bed soon after another LONG day Sleep tight Call if you need me BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Hope you're feeling a bit better today Emma. I see its raining ...... again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Lesley...mines the one on the left!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 er.......... you can have them both if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
