The Dogmother Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 This is funny - an unbiased one for a change! You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ****. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Like it Clare! BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ubereglu Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I thought it was supposed to be unbiased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Very good Clare..... gave me a giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 More like a Belly laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Love it Clare Will send it to OH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveypup Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Ha ha like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a v******r! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*****d, " She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karen & co. Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I am at my parents my mum is going my dad is going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
