4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[FORENSICA]

Hi, hubby is a member of a fruit club at work and they now decided to have a bit of fun. They are competing for the best name for a book, which has to contain some sort of fruit or its part. The prize is a chocolate orange and he is keen to get it

 

So far we have

Berry Potter and the order of the peelings.

Around the world with eighty pears.

Berry Potter and the prune's stone.

 

Any other ideas?

 

Yes, as Olly said, it needs to be made up but still recognizable to the original

Edited May 7, 2009 by Guest

[Guest]

A clockwork banana

[Fizzle Knit]

I guess the Grapes of Wrath and Oranges are Not the Only Fruit don't account on account of them already being book titles?

[Olly]

 

Well, there's 'Oranges are not the only fruit' but I'm assuming he needs made-up names!

 

Gone with the Rind

Jane Pear

Pearsuasion

Vanity Pear

 

... Pears do seem to lend themselves to this!

 

Or of course, there's Captain Corelli's Mandarin!

[FORENSICA]

Really good ones, thanks!

Keep on going, this is fun to read

[Sheilaz]

A clockwork banana

 

Very good Poet, I can't stop laughing about this one!

[Angus Arran Chooks]

Grape Expectations - Charles Dickens

[Guest]

A clockwork banana

 

Very good Poet, I can't stop laughing about this one!

 

thanks Sheila, keeps making me chuckle too

[Guest]

Grape Expectations - Charles Dickens

 

I like this one!

[chickweed]

Pride and Pear juice.

[Egluntyne]

Vanity Pear.

[buffie]

Gone with the prunes

 

Buffie x

[Rhapsody]

@ Egluntine

 

How Green Was my Kiwi

Angels and Damsons

Prune

 

*giggling*

[Fizzle Knit]

The Pear of Casterbridge

On Chesil Peach

Goldilocks and the Three Pears

[FORENSICA]

 

How Green Was my Kiwi

 

good one

 

Vanity Pear.

 

[Looney]

prune with a view

Lorna Prune

[Cooks]

Captain Corelli's Manderine

Goodnight Mister Tomato

Watermelon Down

 

edited as I dont know the correct spelling..lol edited again to add another.

[Tina C]

Errmm - what's a fruit club?

[A chickychickychick-ENN!!]

Can someone explain the green kiwi to me?!

 

Melon-don Fields by Martin Amis

Never Let Me Goji Berry by Kazuo Ishiguro

The Cherry Wives of Windsor by Shakespeare

[chickweed]

Shakespeare's punnets

 

Confessions of a lemon squeezer

 

Tales of banarnia

[Fizzle Knit]

Can someone explain the green kiwi to me?!

 

Melon-don Fields by Martin Amis

Never Let Me Goji Berry by Kazuo Ishiguro

The Cherry Wives of Windsor by Shakespeare

 

 

How Green was my Kiwi - How Green was my Valley by RF Delderfield (I think!)

[Fizzle Knit]

Derind the Skins at the Museum by Kate Atkinson

[FORENSICA]

Errmm - what's a fruit club?

 

They have fruit delivered to the office every week so the ones who contribute to this always have a healthy snack on hand. They call themselves The Fruit club (as opposed to The Fight club ).

[Guest]

are you supposed to talk about The Fruit Club?

 

Love how green was my kiwi

[Lesley]

How Green was my Kiwi - How Green was my Valley by RF Delderfield (I think!)

 

How Green Was My Valley is by Richard Llewellyn.....

 

I'm no good at these but I just love Captain Correlli's Mandarin - posted by two people now.