Guest Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked for the cost and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.' Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrocksrock Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 very apt in the circumstances!! I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 :lol: Very Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Very topical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thats brilliant! And very apt, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Great! I don't know if you saw "Have I Got News for You" the other day, but there was a photo of a shop with a sign outside saying "Only 2 MP's allowed in at any time". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Great! I don't know if you saw "Have I Got News for You" the other day, but there was a photo of a shop with a sign outside saying "Only 2 MP's allowed in at any time". i did, very funny wasn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
