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I don't do roller coasters, for a couple of reasons.

 

1) I don't like the engineering of them, I like a safety factor of about 1:1000000 in my favour. They sail too close to the wind at a mere 1:1000002.

 

2) I don't like the 'Thrill' involved. I only wish to feel like I am about to die once, and that is just before I do, and if I could opt out I would, and either not die or not know about it :wink:

 

3) See (2)

 

4) I have never ever ever ever worried about the B.O. of my fellow thrill seekers arms up or otherwise. I am more concerned with keeping yesterday's dinner as well as today's breakfast where it was when I boarded the plane, errr I mean ride.

 

5) Disclaimer: I cannot and will not back up my figures and opinions with hard facts and evidence. (I simply cannot make facts up that fast) :wink: . Anyone quoting me for any reason does so at their own risk. Anyone I have not met who is making assumptions about my sanity should consult Cathy who will confirm their suspicions (sp). And yes I like bees but not wasps :D

 

Edited: because the voices made me. :D:D:D:D:D:D

 

Kev.

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2) I don't like the 'Thrill' involved. I only wish to feel like I am about to die once, and that is just before I do, and if I could opt out I would, and either not die or not know about it :wink:

 

 

I have always felt this about all fairground rides and so the most exciting thing I have ever done at the fairground is to go on the dodgems. I've never understood the attraction of being terrified!

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Anyone I have not met who is making assumptions about my sanity should consult Cathy who will confirm their suspicions (sp).

 

hmmm, im saying nothing, its not what the voices are telling me to do though :lol::lol:

 

I like fairground rides :D

 

my SIL wants to go to Alton Towers for her 40th Birthday next year :D , its a girly weekend, kevs not coming :lol: - must remember the deodorant :lol:

 

cathy

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