Cate in NZ Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 (edited) HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the recycle bin. 4. Empty the recycle bin. 5. Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me! Edited December 8, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I like it!! Might just have to give it a go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 Even easier than the black bin bag and shovel method Just realised that I made a typo on the title.... "how to clean the hose" . Not sure that I know how to edit that one either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Consider it sorted . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I think I'll give that a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I was just about to say Lesley will be pleased. I bet her rug is looking rather lumpy by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 ....not with a dog around it's not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 you've not trained Jazz to use the vacuum have you? I must say I am impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Jazz is the vacuum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Cunning! Self emptying too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 How to clean wooden floors. Knock over a bottle of lager Charlie and Blue get the floor surface sparkling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hmmm....I can see I'm going to have to get one of these dogs things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Now if you had asked earlier you could have had Minky for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Thanks - I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 You can borrow Jazz - and I don't need her back until she's all grown up Oh! I can hear Carl coming.............. perhaps not then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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