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You might like this, just found it. Not sure if it would need moderating? :?

 

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its a pity we arent predicting a Bolton game ....I do SO LOVE to watch Bolton play...they are fantastic !! :dance:

 

what a splendid addition for my sig...

 

thanks Chelsea!

 

Phil 8)

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its a pity we arent predicting a Bolton game ....I do SO LOVE to watch Bolton play...they are fantastic !! :dance:

 

what a splendid addition for my sig...

 

thanks Chelsea!

 

Phil 8)

 

*tut* PHIL !! :twisted: I demand you remove that from your signature immediately :shock: , you do not have my permission to include my quote in your signature.....I have a patent/copyright on all my quotes you know :wink::lol::lol: ©

 

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its a pity we arent predicting a Bolton game ....I do SO LOVE to watch Bolton play...they are fantastic !! :dance:

 

what a splendid addition for my sig...

 

thanks Chelsea!

 

Phil 8)

 

*tut* PHIL !! :twisted: I demand you remove that from your signature immediately :shock: , you do not have my permission to include my quote in your signature.....I have a patent/copyright on all my quotes you know :wink::lol::lol: ©

 

:lol::lol:

 

OK Chelsea - fair point... I have replaced your quote with a quote from my very good friend Chelsea Migginthwaitebottom from Rochdale.

 

she has authorised my use of her words.

 

I trust this resolves the matter! :wink:

 

Phil 8)

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yeah, Helen, great idea!! let's all be nice (like Chelsea was about Bolton..)

 

I may need some practice..

 

errr...

 

Martin O'Neill is dragging Villa down - he is the most over-rated manager of all time... booooooooooo..

 

err... maybe I haven't quite got the hang of it...

 

:roll:

 

Phil

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yeah Phil, you really need more practice! Why don't you practice being nice about "Ooops, word censored!"nal - that would be tricky for you... :wink:

 

Oooh now there's a tough challenge... :roll:

 

Phil 8)

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Oi! Only just seen my pm and this thread......so bit :x .

That said my predictions are:

Man City v Chelsea 0-2

Aston Villa v "Ooops, word censored!"nal 1-2

Coventry City v Wolves 0-0

 

We may have to count the Wolves Cov game as VOID, it's already kicked off!

 

don't be ridiculous Martin!! I will very generously let Lorna's 0-0 prediction stand! 8)

 

Phil

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Oi! Only just seen my pm and this thread......so bit :x .

That said my predictions are:

Man City v Chelsea 0-2

Aston Villa v "Ooops, word censored!"nal 1-2

Coventry City v Wolves 0-0

 

We may have to count the Wolves Cov game as VOID, it's already kicked off!

 

don't be ridiculous Martin!! I will very generously let Lorna's 0-0 prediction stand! 8)

 

Phil

 

I wish I had waited until the end and then predicted the correct score though! :lol::lol::lol:

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i didn't bother predictifying the wolves game - just to give you all a chance...

 

but I'll have a go for tonight...

 

Aston Villa 0 v "Ooops, word censored!"nal 3

Man City 0 v Chelsea 3

 

two away wins...

 

I thing "Ooops, word censored!"nal have some pent up anger ( :shock: ) and someone is due for a smack! Villa have a numpty-manager whose clueless tactics will play straight into "Ooops, word censored!"nal's hands...

 

Man City are simply as dire as their populist pizza-advert meeja-darling, rent-a-quote manager, and simply don't deserve to be in the premiership - and will not live with Chelsea...

 

two 3-0 away wins - what are the chances of that??? (very slim!)

 

8)

 

Phil

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