Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I know I am on pain killers but.... I do think we have stumbled upon a worm hole into a bizarre parallel universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Oh Dear Me Whats not to understand? Look... If you put your left hand in, your left hand out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about, do the hokey cokey and turn around, there you are! SIMPLE! Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yes, well, I think I'll go and sweep the paths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Can I come with you Shirl .......... Please!!! .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Well, if your gonna sweep paths you do know that the broom should be held at exactly the correct metabolisational angle to obtain most effective and constructional areodynamic force to assertain such theromyopic stryophonese cleanliness dont you? Yes, of course you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Berkshire isn't far away, you could easily pass the time cleaning out three chicken coops and my pen in the garage I'm know, I'm too kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Don't brush too hard girls! At velocities greater than 4km/hr, the kinetic energy of the oscillating motion will rip electrons off the molecular structure of horizontal plane, thereby anodising the applicator ( = "self") into a highly charged static state. AKA "a hair-raising experience". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Help I'm with you Debs, feeling a wee bit scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Silly me, there I was thinking that would be a nice easy simple thing to do. I obviously don't know a thing about anything anymore. Who started all this anyway Debs, your welcome to take a broom and sweep away with me like any normal omleteer would. Have to say all that science stuff is making me very nervous, I think I feel a syndrome coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 we have a crazy thread this one should be the scarey thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Shirl, Rach, Lyns, I reckon we need escape to somewhere less scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 What? Why? No need to be scared. Fear is just a metabolic resonse to the body releasing too much adrenaline thereby causing the fight or flight response in the bodys nervous system, shortly followed by endorphines catapulting into action increasing the heartrate and bloodflow. Slow deep breathing will slow down the metabolic response causing a slowing of both. Deep breaths Ladies ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I started hyperventilating just reading that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'll have a pint of what you've all had!! BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Alcohol will not help in such situations. The bodies response to alcohol is *hic* to raise blood *hic*pressure and increase antihypermotons in the chromatic cells *hic* causing deepening thyroid closures *hic* and again causing mass hypertorsion. *hic* OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Whatever you say Chick Wiggle, whatever you say..... BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Funny, my OH often says that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I think chick wiggle has gone a little tiny bit off her trolly tonight, and is getting a little tiny bit carried away with all this science stuff. Either that, or she has been on the plonk again or maybe she has swallowed an encyclopedia of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 It may be 'quitting work hysteria' but whatever it is i stand by what ive said.... i think *hic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 You quit work!! how brave and wonderful. Did I miss that whilst I was away.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 But there's still over a week to go. Should we reverse polarity? ****abandons crazy thread in favour of safety of scary thread***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yup, its all here viewtopic.php?f=7&t=60644&start=0 I actually enjoyed cleaning and tidying, washing and ironing today To do it in my own time instead of trying to squeeze everything into a weekend was great, Im sure it wont last! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yup, its all hereviewtopic.php?f=7&t=60644&start=0 I actually enjoyed cleaning and tidying, washing and ironing today To do it in my own time instead of trying to squeeze everything into a weekend was great, Im sure it wont last! Just enjoy it while you can. The chooks and the kids will love having you around all summer, and you will love it too. Congratulations. Lets all have a glass of fizzy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Ooo sounds good to me Cheers Shirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Teabag, so glad you have seen the sense in this thread. **scuttles off to crazy thread as i think this might be getting too scary for me ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
